Dead Men Do Tell Tales

My fellow members of the Straw-hat pirates, I should inform you that I picked up a drifter the other day named Riza Hawkeye.  She's a very nice lady, but seemed quite content with keeping me at pistol point the entire way to the ship.  It's not my fault that I pointed out that she was wearing a white shirt and it was pouring!  Yohohoho!  Anyhow, I was hoping she could stay with us for a little while.  Did I mention she's very cute?  Yohohoho! Oh!  And did I mention I found a buyer for my Crystal Soul shard with the souls of a 100 gold fish?  ... well not really buyer, since she's paying me in a cup of tea together.  Yohohoho!

On a separate note, happy late birthday Rinali!  I was going to give this to you, on your birthday, but it was being quite stubborn.  So here it is ladies and gentleman!  A boot for Shadow, and a boot for Light!



Oh and I think I have the Lyrics here too,

( Lyrics... )

Chistmas has always been one of the most magical times of year for me.  That's why I make it a tradition every year to write a Christmas song to celebrate it.  Seeing as how this is one of my first Christmases with the Straw-hats, I thought I would write a song to wish each and every one of them a Merry Christmas.  Now given how long it would take on a journal to write a verse about every single straw hat and then repeat the chorus over and over, I've just decided to divide the song up by Chours, Verses, and Finale.  The finale replaces the Chorus after the final verse.  So without further ado, The Straw-hat Christmas song.
( (Chorus) )

( (Verses) )

( Finale )

Lately I've been thinking that I haven't written enough love songs lately. Then I though, I haven't made enough hot rock and roll songs. Then it finally dawned on me, why not do both? So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, Where there is Smoke, there is a fire.

♪~Where there is smoke, there is a fire!
It’s some sort of unstoppable burning desire,
Because baby where there is smoke, there is a fire~♪

♪~You can't resist the lure of the flame,
And the flame really needs a smoke,
That you can't see this is a real shame,
but your passion keeps your burning love stoked~♪

♪~Where there is smoke, there is a fire!
It’s some sort of unstoppable burning desire,
Because baby where there is smoke, there is a fire~♪

♪~The flame starts to dance in a mesmerizing way,
And the smoke begins to follow through,
Why they’re so inseparable no one can say,
But I know one thing that’s certainly true~♪

♪~Where there is smoke, there is a fire!
It’s some sort of unstoppable burning desire,
Because baby where there is smoke, there is a fire~♪

♪~The tendrils of smoke start to stroke your hair,
And the flames start to lick your face,
The only thing that makes you give a care,
Is that you can feel your burning heart race~♪

♪~Where there is smoke, there is a fire!
It’s some sort of unstoppable burning desire,
Because baby where there is smoke, there is a fire~♪

♪~The last thing you see is the flames going up,
But the smoke going higher still,
You feel like your body is about to erupt,
And you can’t feel a single chiiiiiiill! ~♪

♪~Where there is smoke, there is a fire!
It’s some sort of unstoppable burning desire,
Because baby where there is smoke, there is a fire~♪

Lastly, to Gokudera. Tune in for my next song, You make time stand still. I promise it shall be a song you'll remember to the end of your days. Yohohoho!

YOHOHOHOHO!!!!

The concert was a fantastic success everyone, and I have great news!  I have been quite low on funds lately with buying a gold hook, some of it getting stolen, some of it getting taken for crew funds sooo... I am now releasing CDs worldwide!  Our fine musicians of course will receive a free copy by seagull mail delivery of course.  And here are the song listings for our fantastic CD!

For starters we have our ever popular song,
Welcome to the Grand Line!

Followed down the list by the following songs.

Kaku the Chibi Giraffe

Bullets made of Air

Levi

Wiggle

Sanji's Chicken

Road to Salvation

Like a Beginning Not an End

Princess Renge

Fire fist Ace

Luffy's Maniacs

Crocodile X Smoker: Crocodile Rock

Robin

Unicorns on Parade

Jyabura the Wolf

One Minute warm up

Candy Cigarettes

He's a Hitman

Goodbye for Now

And Last but not Least the ever popular and sung by all the members of the Straw Hat Pirates,

BINKS SAKE!

I would of course love to add any songs my fellow musicians had also played at the party, but I of course needed your permission before I released CDs with your songs on them.  I promise to share your share of the profits with you if you do in fact allow me to have your songs on there.  Yohohoho!  It was a blast everybody!  Thank you so much for attending!  So if you'd like to buy a CD at the low, low price of 1400 Beri contact me here and I'll send you a copy as soon as it's published!

Everybody may I have your attention please!! This is a reminder that in but a mere week (October 10th) I Brooke the Bard shall be holding my musical extravaganza party and would like everyone to attend! A night of music, dancing, food, tea, and pleasant conversation awaits! It'll be a Straw Hat party the likes of which is rarely seen so don't miss out on this fantastic chance! So I would like a confirmation on all our lovely musicians who shall be joining us!

To my fellow Straw Hat pirates, I would like all of you to come on stage with me at the end of the show for a rousing Chorus of Bink's sake! We shall have lots of fun I assure you! By the way, what island do you think we should throw this party on anyways? It seems a little silly to just have it out at sea, less room that way.

So far our musicians who shall sing with me or play instruments on stage (willingly) include:
Makar
Taiwan
Haruko
Fujiko
Sanji
Franky
Touya Kinomoto
Cheshire Cat

By Midnight on Thursday I shall no longer be accepting new participants on stage so please join with me while you still can and show your musical talents to the world!

And this, shall be our opening number of the party night!


I look forward to seeing you all there! Even though I don't have any eyes for seeing. Yohohoho!

It's a wonderful thing really.  Two people of similar interests coming together to spend time with one another in the hopes that they may become closer and perhaps romantically involved.  What is your ideal date?  What kinds of things should one even do on a date?  Do you consider yourself a good date?  How do you know if you should take more initiative or if you'll scare the other person off?  All these things are things I can't really say I know for sure being a skeleton, so what do think about these things?

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I really enjoyed the date I was on most recently and it's been quite a long time since anyone has even liked me in that sort of way even if very remotely.  My lady Trucy Wright?  I humbly ask of you if you'd like to go on a second date with me?  I'd really love to spend more time with you and I promise to make it an even more magical evening than the last.  Yohohoho!


Now I know what you're all thinking, "Brooke you helpless romantic!  Do your job already and play us a new song!"  Well never fear my good friends!  I never forget my duty to you all as an all around entertainer!  Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you my new song...

Candy Cigarettes!

YOHOHOHOHO!!!

Something ominous is in the air.  Something like a dark presence growing ever stronger and nearer.  And because I have no idea what it is, I thought what better time to write a scary song with wolves howling at night?  Yohohoho!

So... this is a song about a man... a song about a hairy man, and his devil fruit.... a song about a hairy man and his wolfish devil fruit... a devil fruit that made his ears better to hear with, his nose stronger to smell with, and his eyes bigger to see with...  And also he's harry.  Yohohoho!  Ladies and gentlemen, Jyabura the wolf.

For a change up, I'll put the download link first, and then they lyrics.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TA3HXGHS

( Jyabura the Wolf )

It occurred to me that Sir Crocodile likes to make the claim that he had a relationship with Smoker.  And as I thought about it, a plausible scenario sprang to mind. So I’d like to take you back to the teenage years of Smoker and Crocodile, in the spring time of their youth with crocodile’s shichibukai buddies. So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the crocodile rock, sung by how Sir Crocodile and Smoker would have sung it.

( The NEW Crocodile Rock Lyrics )
Also I would like to have a vote please.  Whoever wants me to actually sing the song must actually vote that they do.  And unless I have 10 votes for me to sing it than I shall be my lazy self and leave it as it is.  Yohohoho!

Also to all who care... I'm no longer a unicorn and I'm back to my charming skeleton self!  Yohohoho!

(OOC: Yeah, you can have your different character acounts vote)
6/10 Votes.

If I sing it, I will be doing impersonations of Smoker and Crocodile while I sing it.  Yohohoho!  So the votes are sort of a reason for letting myself get killed in the event that the seek me out in a seething fury.

At long last, the long anticipated song I've had squirreled away.  This one's for you Lambo you cow printed Afro kid!  Yohohoho!!

Ladies and Gentlmen,
This is Lambo Number 5

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the ship, so come on let's ride
to the candy-store around the corner
I said I want some candy and grapes
But the crew, they don't wanna
I'll take over the world because they're all too weak
I'm in too deep
And Talk is cheap
I like my candy, killing, Panini’s and grapes
I want to kill Reborn
But he always escapes
So can I do I really just get too bored,
To me killing it's just like sport, things just die
It's all good so let me dump
the body in the potty

A like a little action in my life
I like to have machine guns at my side
A whole ton of candy's what I need
But not enough candy's what I see
I also want some grapes while in the sun
Let's throw some grenades to have some fun
We need more cow print everywhere
And I really like Brooke cause we have the same hair

I'll take you down or chase you all around
Make it so you're not found
and shove you head to the ground
So that only candy's left
And that's alright
So don't make me hunt you till you died
Give me your candy
And you won't have to hide!

A like a little action in my life
I like to have machine guns at my side
A whole ton of candy's what I need
But not enough candy's what I see
I also want some grapes while in the sun
Let's throw some grenades to have some fun
We need more cow print everywhere
And I really like Brooke cause we have the same hair

I do what I do cause I like to
Reborn won't like what I'm gonna do
Cause he can't run, and he can't hide
So come with me, it'll be a fun ride.

((OOC: Yes, like Mambo #5))

So when I went to a local tavern the other day I had asked the tavern waitress if I may see her panties.  So she had spit on me full in the face.  So I said to her, "Well it's not as if I SHOUTED, MAY I SEE YOUR PANTIES PLEASE MISS!  To the whole bar!"  After many stares from the whole bar she turned redder than fire.  She then proceeded to grab a wine bottle and smashed it across my face sending glass chunks flying into my eye sockets.  So I just looked at her straight in the face very calmly and said to her, "You know that still doesn't answer my question.  Yohohoho!"

So aside from amusing tales of my time ashore, I've also written a song about our crew!  I'm pretty sure I got everybody!
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you, Luffy's maniacs.

( Luffy's Maniacs )

And here it is, the anticipated tune!  Yohohoho!