Dead Men Do Tell Tales

It occurred to me that Sir Crocodile likes to make the claim that he had a relationship with Smoker.  And as I thought about it, a plausible scenario sprang to mind. So I’d like to take you back to the teenage years of Smoker and Crocodile, in the spring time of their youth with crocodile’s shichibukai buddies. So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the crocodile rock, sung by how Sir Crocodile and Smoker would have sung it.

( The NEW Crocodile Rock Lyrics )
Also I would like to have a vote please.  Whoever wants me to actually sing the song must actually vote that they do.  And unless I have 10 votes for me to sing it than I shall be my lazy self and leave it as it is.  Yohohoho!

Also to all who care... I'm no longer a unicorn and I'm back to my charming skeleton self!  Yohohoho!

(OOC: Yeah, you can have your different character acounts vote)
6/10 Votes.

If I sing it, I will be doing impersonations of Smoker and Crocodile while I sing it.  Yohohoho!  So the votes are sort of a reason for letting myself get killed in the event that the seek me out in a seething fury.