tapdancinskelly: (spiffing up)
My fellow members of the Straw-hat pirates, I should inform you that I picked up a drifter the other day named Riza Hawkeye.  She's a very nice lady, but seemed quite content with keeping me at pistol point the entire way to the ship.  It's not my fault that I pointed out that she was wearing a white shirt and it was pouring!  Yohohoho!  Anyhow, I was hoping she could stay with us for a little while.  Did I mention she's very cute?  Yohohoho! Oh!  And did I mention I found a buyer for my Crystal Soul shard with the souls of a 100 gold fish?  ... well not really buyer, since she's paying me in a cup of tea together.  Yohohoho!

On a separate note, happy late birthday Rinali!  I was going to give this to you, on your birthday, but it was being quite stubborn.  So here it is ladies and gentleman!  A boot for Shadow, and a boot for Light!



Oh and I think I have the Lyrics here too,

Lyrics... )
tapdancinskelly: (Default)
It's time for another song! Yohohoho! Miranda, this one is for you.



Lyrics )

Also one final announcement everyone. I, Brooke the bard, shall no longer be taking requests. This may change in days to come, but I find that after working on this song I find I can no longer work this way, and must let my inspiration come to me naturally. You may still ask, but do not expect miracles my friends. That is all. Yohohoho!
tapdancinskelly: (Piano)
Lately I've been thinking that I haven't written enough love songs lately. Then I though, I haven't made enough hot rock and roll songs. Then it finally dawned on me, why not do both? So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, Where there is Smoke, there is a fire.

~Where there is smoke, there is a fire!
It’s some sort of unstoppable burning desire,
Because baby where there is smoke, there is a fire~

~You can't resist the lure of the flame,
And the flame really needs a smoke,
That you can't see this is a real shame,
but your passion keeps your burning love stoked~

~Where there is smoke, there is a fire!
It’s some sort of unstoppable burning desire,
Because baby where there is smoke, there is a fire~

~The flame starts to dance in a mesmerizing way,
And the smoke begins to follow through,
Why they’re so inseparable no one can say,
But I know one thing that’s certainly true~

~Where there is smoke, there is a
fire!
It’s some sort of unstoppable burning desire,
Because baby where there is smoke, there is a fire~

~The tendrils of smoke start to stroke your hair,
And the flames start to lick your face,
The only thing that makes you give a care,
Is that you can feel your burning heart race~

~Where there is smoke, there is a fire!
It’s some sort of unstoppable burning desire,
Because baby where there is smoke, there is a fire~

~The last thing you see is the flames going up,
But the smoke going higher still,
You feel like your body is about to erupt,
And you can’t feel a single
chiiiiiiill! ~

~Where there is smoke, there is a
fire!
It’s some sort of unstoppable burning desire,
Because baby where there is smoke, there is a fire~

Lastly, to Gokudera. Tune in for my next song, You make time stand still. I promise it shall be a song you'll remember to the end of your days. Yohohoho!
tapdancinskelly: (spooky tea)
As I sit here drinking my tea after visiting an island with my Straw Hat companions, I find that I have become incredibly bored. Naturally I could do the typical thing like chores around the ship, but I really had my heart set on doing my job as the Bard, and writing a new song for everyone to sing. Of course then I ran into the dreaded problem of all creative geniuses... writers block. Sitting there in front of that blank piece of paper for hours not able to think of where to start, what to start, or how to start it, I was slowly losing my mind. Then it hit me like a bolt of lightening. Why not write about how very bored I truly feel right now? So without further ado, I give you my one and only Boredom song.


Wasn't that fun everyone? Now that I've expressed my feelings about this in song (lyrics), let me ask you, what do you do when you have writers block and have become so very bored? And lastly, since I'm having so much trouble whipping my creative muse back into shape, I will now accept requests for songs! Comical, romantic, tragic, beautiful, scary, exciting, rock and roll, the works! The more requests I have the more songs I can think about producing!

tapdancinskelly: (Piano Keys)

It occurred to me that Sir Crocodile likes to make the claim that he had a relationship with Smoker.  And as I thought about it, a plausible scenario sprang to mind. So I’d like to take you back to the teenage years of Smoker and Crocodile, in the spring time of their youth with crocodile’s shichibukai buddies. So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the crocodile rock, sung by how Sir Crocodile and Smoker would have sung it.

The NEW Crocodile Rock Lyrics )
Also I would like to have a vote please.  Whoever wants me to actually sing the song must actually vote that they do.  And unless I have 10 votes for me to sing it than I shall be my lazy self and leave it as it is.  Yohohoho!

Also to all who care... I'm no longer a unicorn and I'm back to my charming skeleton self!  Yohohoho!

(OOC: Yeah, you can have your different character acounts vote)
6/10 Votes.

If I sing it, I will be doing impersonations of Smoker and Crocodile while I sing it.  Yohohoho!  So the votes are sort of a reason for letting myself get killed in the event that the seek me out in a seething fury.
tapdancinskelly: (Default)

At long last, the long anticipated song I've had squirreled away.  This one's for you Lambo you cow printed Afro kid!  Yohohoho!!

Ladies and Gentlmen,
This is Lambo Number 5

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the ship, so come on let's ride
to the candy-store around the corner
I said I want some candy and grapes
But the crew, they don't wanna
I'll take over the world because they're all too weak
I'm in too deep
And Talk is cheap
I like my candy, killing, Panini’s and grapes
I want to kill Reborn
But he always escapes
So can I do I really just get too bored,
To me killing it's just like sport, things just die
It's all good so let me dump
the body in the potty

A like a little action in my life
I like to have machine guns at my side
A whole ton of candy's what I need
But not enough candy's what I see
I also want some grapes while in the sun
Let's throw some grenades to have some fun
We need more cow print everywhere
And I really like Brooke cause we have the same hair

I'll take you down or chase you all around
Make it so you're not found
and shove you head to the ground
So that only candy's left
And that's alright
So don't make me hunt you till you died
Give me your candy
And you won't have to hide!

A like a little action in my life
I like to have machine guns at my side
A whole ton of candy's what I need
But not enough candy's what I see
I also want some grapes while in the sun
Let's throw some grenades to have some fun
We need more cow print everywhere
And I really like Brooke cause we have the same hair

I do what I do cause I like to
Reborn won't like what I'm gonna do
Cause he can't run, and he can't hide
So come with me, it'll be a fun ride.

((OOC: Yes, like Mambo #5))
tapdancinskelly: (Default)
It's occured to me that people keep on coming to the grand line from all sorts of places and don't even know what the heck is going on!  Really this is a drastic set of affairs for the unwarry!  So I've decided to come up with a default message that I shall tell folks who are new to this place!  And what better way to do that than with... A SONG!!!

Welcome to the Grand Line )

So there you have it ladies and gentlmen, the song that I shall soon force all of you to sing with me to greet our new friends.  Yohohoho!
tapdancinskelly: (Default)
So when I went to a local tavern the other day I had asked the tavern waitress if I may see her panties.  So she had spit on me full in the face.  So I said to her, "Well it's not as if I SHOUTED, MAY I SEE YOUR PANTIES PLEASE MISS!  To the whole bar!"  After many stares from the whole bar she turned redder than fire.  She then proceeded to grab a wine bottle and smashed it across my face sending glass chunks flying into my eye sockets.  So I just looked at her straight in the face very calmly and said to her, "You know that still doesn't answer my question.  Yohohoho!"

So aside from amusing tales of my time ashore, I've also written a song about our crew!  I'm pretty sure I got everybody!
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you, Luffy's maniacs.

Luffy's Maniacs )

And here it is, the anticipated tune!  Yohohoho!

tapdancinskelly: (Yohohoho)
Well good people who read and listen to my songs, I was working on my song for Robin-chan when my muse started kicking the hell out of me until I wrote this song for Ace.  It was just too good not to sing and write so I felt it had to be done.  Ladies and gentlmen, boys and girls, I present to you possibly the best song I've ever written!  Yohohoho!

Ace is on Fire )

And this time I did in fact record the song for all to hear.  Ace, let's go set some ladies hearts afire.  Yohohoho!
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UX43SUW6
tapdancinskelly: (spooky tea)
Here is a song which is a tale of a skeleton and a princess.   A skeleton who was confused by the notion of type and moe and was told by the princess how he should change his ways.

The Song )

So lady Renge, here is your song.  The likes of which I have never quite written before.  May I see your panties now?  Yohohoho!
tapdancinskelly: (Violin)
My dear lady Nami. It has come to my attention that my behavior towards you has been rather impolite of me (even though I swear I can recall asking you each time) Regardless I thought it would be best of me to do something to receive your forgiveness. If I've done anything to upset you to the point where you would wish me harm I'm terribly sorry. I'm quite fond of you and hope you feel the same way. But since there isn't quite the right word to express what I feel for you, I wrote you this song that comes close. So without further ado, this one's for you Nami.

Like a beginning, not an end,
Like a never ending friend,
Like a heart full of love,
Like a flying turtle dove,
Like the dream you've never had,
Like the people good and bad,
Like a sapphire's brilliant light,
Like the stars that gleam at night,
Like a day that can't go wrong,
Like tune of a wonderful song,
Like a love letter, you'll never send,
Like a beginning, not an end.

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