WELCOME TO THE GRAND LINE!!!!

[tapdancinskelly]

It's occured to me that people keep on coming to the grand line from all sorts of places and don't even know what the heck is going on!  Really this is a drastic set of affairs for the unwarry!  So I've decided to come up with a default message that I shall tell folks who are new to this place!  And what better way to do that than with... A SONG!!!

Welcome to the Grand Line,
I hope you like your stay,
Everything will be fine,
Or at least that's what I say,

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the sea brine!

Pirates tend to be drawn here,
Because of lots of gold,
So you could just live in fear,
Or you could try being bold!

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the sea brine!

The Grand Line is a great place,
Though some just call it hell,
But those people are a disgrace,
To which we say 'Oh well'

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the sea brine!

So if you are a cutpurse,
Or if you are a thief,
You are not in for the worse,
Unless you hit a reef,

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the sea brine!

And if you are like most folk,
I'd say your out of luck,
Because this is not a joke,
You are quite very stuck,

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the Sea Brine!

So why not enjoy your time here,
I tend to think it's nice,
So you can choose to ignore me,
Or follow my advice,

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the Sea Brine!

So there you have it ladies and gentlmen, the song that I shall soon force all of you to sing with me to greet our new friends.  Yohohoho!

Comments

[doubleppk]

So if you are a cutpurse,
Or if you are a thief,
You are not in for the worse,
Unless you hit a reef,

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the sea brine!

And if you are like most folk,
I'd say your out of luck,
Because this is not a joke,
You are quite very stuck,

-- That was my favorite part incidentally. <3

But you're really going to force all of us to sing it with you?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I'm quite glad you like my song! I don't think you've ever had a favorite part before. Yohohoho!

That's right participation IS required and non negotiable. We must make people feel welcome! Yohohoho!

[doubleppk]

I have. I just didn't feel the desire to tell you them before. <3

....

I don't want to. How are you going to make me? I would take some very severe bribing.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Oh! I see! Well it's always nice to know what you liked best so that I might use such information to better my future songs.

Well... I could stop bribing your crew mates to take pantyshots of you.

[doubleppk]

Oh really? Then I'll try to do that in the future.

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Pardon?

[finalguardian.livejournal.com]

It's informative, I gotta admit.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Why thank you! I thought you might appreciate it since you were also recently stuck here yourself.

[finalguardian.livejournal.com]

This is going to be one major story when I get back.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

You can tell all your friends how you came here and laughed in the face of monsters that could swallow 10,000 of you in one gulp. Yohohoho!

[finalguardian.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that would be pretty...

Wait. What?

[onewithwild.livejournal.com]

I've been liking a lot to be here, actually. So many new and different things, it's great.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

That's great! I always thought this land is a grand place to be! Yohohoho!

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

CAN WE SING IT AGAIN, BROOKE??

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

We can keep singing it until we're so tired we can't even talk anymore! Yohohoho!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Cool song. Where was it when I fucking arrived?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Err... well unfortunately I must say I hadn't exactly thought of it until recently.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

It would had been very fucking useful…

Brooke attempts to plant the idea of a team in the poetry contest into his head

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

And if you are like most folk,
I'd say your out of luck,
Because this is not a joke,
You are quite very stuck,

To which you'd most likely say fuck. Get it? Cause it rhymes with stuck and luck? Yohohoho!

Agito fails? XD

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

And if you are like most folk,
Not only you fucking suck-
I'd say your out of luck,
Because this is not a joke,
The sea monster will drink your coke.
You are quite very stuck,
Fuck!

[companyf-mystic.livejournal.com]

That's...not too bad.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Why thank you my dear lady. I'm not quite as much of a low life cretin as some would make me out to be. Yohohoho!

[companyf-mystic.livejournal.com]

You're still gross.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Now you've just gone and broken my heart.

[bloodyred-eyes.livejournal.com]

Oh, you finished the song! It's a really wonderful way to welcome new people~.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Why thank you! I always say, with a good song you can't go wrong. Yohohoho!