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tapdancinskelly ([personal profile] tapdancinskelly) wrote2009-06-22 05:08 am

WELCOME TO THE GRAND LINE!!!!

It's occured to me that people keep on coming to the grand line from all sorts of places and don't even know what the heck is going on!  Really this is a drastic set of affairs for the unwarry!  So I've decided to come up with a default message that I shall tell folks who are new to this place!  And what better way to do that than with... A SONG!!!

Welcome to the Grand Line,
I hope you like your stay,
Everything will be fine,
Or at least that's what I say,

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the sea brine!

Pirates tend to be drawn here,
Because of lots of gold,
So you could just live in fear,
Or you could try being bold!

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the sea brine!

The Grand Line is a great place,
Though some just call it hell,
But those people are a disgrace,
To which we say 'Oh well'

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the sea brine!

So if you are a cutpurse,
Or if you are a thief,
You are not in for the worse,
Unless you hit a reef,

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the sea brine!

And if you are like most folk,
I'd say your out of luck,
Because this is not a joke,
You are quite very stuck,

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the Sea Brine!

So why not enjoy your time here,
I tend to think it's nice,
So you can choose to ignore me,
Or follow my advice,

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the Sea Brine!

So there you have it ladies and gentlmen, the song that I shall soon force all of you to sing with me to greet our new friends.  Yohohoho!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Err... well unfortunately I must say I hadn't exactly thought of it until recently.

[identity profile] twofacedshark.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It would had been very fucking useful…

Brooke attempts to plant the idea of a team in the poetry contest into his head

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
And if you are like most folk,
I'd say your out of luck,
Because this is not a joke,
You are quite very stuck,

To which you'd most likely say fuck. Get it? Cause it rhymes with stuck and luck? Yohohoho!

Agito fails? XD

[identity profile] twofacedshark.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
And if you are like most folk,
Not only you fucking suck-
I'd say your out of luck,
Because this is not a joke,
The sea monster will drink your coke.
You are quite very stuck,
Fuck!
Edited 2009-06-23 15:20 (UTC)

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Was fantastic! Have you ever considered song writing or poem writing young lad?! Yohohoho!

[identity profile] twofacedshark.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Just to point the fucking fact that I know more words than fuck, okay... ... Was good?

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
That's true, you know words that rhyme with fuck too. Yohohoho! ... well actually yes it was pretty good, I think you sort of have a knack for it.

[identity profile] twofacedshark.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
... Well, I guess I might fucking have.