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tapdancinskelly ([personal profile] tapdancinskelly) wrote2009-06-22 05:08 am

WELCOME TO THE GRAND LINE!!!!

It's occured to me that people keep on coming to the grand line from all sorts of places and don't even know what the heck is going on!  Really this is a drastic set of affairs for the unwarry!  So I've decided to come up with a default message that I shall tell folks who are new to this place!  And what better way to do that than with... A SONG!!!

Welcome to the Grand Line,
I hope you like your stay,
Everything will be fine,
Or at least that's what I say,

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the sea brine!

Pirates tend to be drawn here,
Because of lots of gold,
So you could just live in fear,
Or you could try being bold!

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the sea brine!

The Grand Line is a great place,
Though some just call it hell,
But those people are a disgrace,
To which we say 'Oh well'

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the sea brine!

So if you are a cutpurse,
Or if you are a thief,
You are not in for the worse,
Unless you hit a reef,

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the sea brine!

And if you are like most folk,
I'd say your out of luck,
Because this is not a joke,
You are quite very stuck,

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the Sea Brine!

So why not enjoy your time here,
I tend to think it's nice,
So you can choose to ignore me,
Or follow my advice,

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the Sea Brine!

So there you have it ladies and gentlmen, the song that I shall soon force all of you to sing with me to greet our new friends.  Yohohoho!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Why thank you my dear lady. I'm not quite as much of a low life cretin as some would make me out to be. Yohohoho!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Now you've just gone and broken my heart.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
But wait, I don't have a heart! Skull Joke! Yohohoho!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
A spanking, a spanking. Yohohoho!!!