WELCOME TO THE GRAND LINE!!!!

[tapdancinskelly]

It's occured to me that people keep on coming to the grand line from all sorts of places and don't even know what the heck is going on!  Really this is a drastic set of affairs for the unwarry!  So I've decided to come up with a default message that I shall tell folks who are new to this place!  And what better way to do that than with... A SONG!!!

Welcome to the Grand Line,
I hope you like your stay,
Everything will be fine,
Or at least that's what I say,

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the sea brine!

Pirates tend to be drawn here,
Because of lots of gold,
So you could just live in fear,
Or you could try being bold!

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the sea brine!

The Grand Line is a great place,
Though some just call it hell,
But those people are a disgrace,
To which we say 'Oh well'

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the sea brine!

So if you are a cutpurse,
Or if you are a thief,
You are not in for the worse,
Unless you hit a reef,

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the sea brine!

And if you are like most folk,
I'd say your out of luck,
Because this is not a joke,
You are quite very stuck,

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the Sea Brine!

So why not enjoy your time here,
I tend to think it's nice,
So you can choose to ignore me,
Or follow my advice,

Oh here's a welcome to the Grand Line!
Where you can smell the Sea Brine!

So there you have it ladies and gentlmen, the song that I shall soon force all of you to sing with me to greet our new friends.  Yohohoho!

Comments

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Or you could always sing my song.

[doubleppk]

Tch. Please. Jyabura would kill anyone trying to snipe panty shots. Who would even get the chance to?

You're bluffing.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

That's right Jyabura would kill anyone, but what about anything?

Am I now? You do of course realize that some can make themselves as small as a grain of sand or blend in as easily as smoke? I find it hard to believe that you would find it so hard to believe.

[doubleppk]

... What the hell around you talking about?

There's no logia users on my ship. And Crocodile is nowhere the sub. We're UNDER WATER. And he wouldn't bother trying to take pictures, he'd just kill me.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

...

I'm just trying to throw you of his trail so you won't kill my photographer. Yohohoho!

[doubleppk]

........

I'll kill him when I find out anyway! AND YOU!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

But wait, I'm already dead! Yohohoho!

And maybe I'm trying to throw you off yet more by saying he YOHOHOHO!!!

[doubleppk]

I'LL KILL YOU AGAIN! PERMANENTLY!

..... Ipin, Rosette, Elphaba... Oh shut up! No one here is taking pictures of me. Now I won't sing with you! JUST FOR THAT!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Well you were the one insistant upon a bribe!

[doubleppk]

That's not a bribe! That's blackmail!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Oh... they never went over the difference in music school. Okay what if I told you I do NOT have somebody taking pictures of you in the shower, I was lying through my teeth to convince you to sing, and if you sing I'll write you your very own song. Then perhaps would you sing?

[doubleppk]

You'll write me my own song~?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I will indeed! What would you like? A romantic song? A song about you and Jyabura? A song about how bad ass you can be? Or perhaps you'd prefer one of my comical ones? And if you give me enough time, I'll even be sure to sing it and give it a tune that will knock your socks off. But for all that I want you to convince a few others to join in on the singing.

[doubleppk]

I see... well... I MIGHT be able to convince a few people. Maybe. No promises.

No romantic songs. I've had my fill of those and they always end sadly.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

To work I shall go then! These things do after all take time and the sooner I begin the sooner I'll finish... you still haven't told me what type you'd like.

if you mean that most of the time I get rejected and kicked by the people I write them for? Then yes. Yohohoho!

[doubleppk]

Um I don't know. I like to laugh but not at myself.

Not exactly.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Hmm... that that shall be an interesting challenge... a comical song about you but not one that is actually about you.