tapdancinskelly: (spiffing up)
It's a wonderful thing really.  Two people of similar interests coming together to spend time with one another in the hopes that they may become closer and perhaps romantically involved.  What is your ideal date?  What kinds of things should one even do on a date?  Do you consider yourself a good date?  How do you know if you should take more initiative or if you'll scare the other person off?  All these things are things I can't really say I know for sure being a skeleton, so what do think about these things?

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I really enjoyed the date I was on most recently and it's been quite a long time since anyone has even liked me in that sort of way even if very remotely.  My lady Trucy Wright?  I humbly ask of you if you'd like to go on a second date with me?  I'd really love to spend more time with you and I promise to make it an even more magical evening than the last.  Yohohoho!

Now I know what you're all thinking, "Brooke you helpless romantic!  Do your job already and play us a new song!"  Well never fear my good friends!  I never forget my duty to you all as an all around entertainer!  Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you my new song...

Candy Cigarettes!



Aug. 29th, 2009 02:53 am
tapdancinskelly: (Violin)
Who: Trucy, Brooke, and the stalkers Edgeworth and Phoenix.
What: Trucy and Brooke's first date
Where: The Vongola ship's Lounge
When: Sometime Friday night?
Warnings: ... Not much really.  This is most likely PG if not G

OOC note:  We were up all night doing this log, but it was a LOT of fun :D


The Date and the spies )
tapdancinskelly: (crying)
Oh god... god in heaven please help me!!

I... I... I was a... a...

... I have this terrible taste in my mouth almost like... bats.

What have I been saying to people?!?!

Oh god...

If anyone wants me... I'll be... crying in the closet... hiding in the closet... nowhere to be found.

I'm so sorry!!!

tapdancinskelly: (Vampire)
I feel a bit... strange.  Somehow more alive, and yet somehow more dead...

I thirst...

And not for water, fine wine, or any liquid I know... but for life force... and sentience itself...

... and I am being followed.  Not just by the vile evil that stirs in my heart, but by creatures of the darkness that are akin to me.  They appear to even have... afros.

So be it.  If I am to be chosen to be an agent of darkness then let all creatures of the light know my name and fear it.

I am Brooke the skeletal vampire!  Now, fly my bushy minions!  Fly and seek out panties!!  YOHOHOHOHO!!!!

[ooc: Brooke has become the skeletal vampire from magic cards.  He now possesses the abilities of flight and controlling a horde of evil afro bat minions.  He also has become much, much more evil.  If one bat is killed two shall take it's place, and should any harm befall Brooke it shall instead hurt one of his bats.  (although if they died in that manner they don't double)  I think that covers just about everything.]
tapdancinskelly: (spooky tea)
Something ominous is in the air.  Something like a dark presence growing ever stronger and nearer.  And because I have no idea what it is, I thought what better time to write a scary song with wolves howling at night?  Yohohoho!

So... this is a song about a man... a song about a hairy man, and his devil fruit.... a song about a hairy man and his wolfish devil fruit... a devil fruit that made his ears better to hear with, his nose stronger to smell with, and his eyes bigger to see with...  And also he's harry.  Yohohoho!  Ladies and gentlemen, Jyabura the wolf.

For a change up, I'll put the download link first, and then they lyrics.


Jyabura the Wolf )

tapdancinskelly: (laughter)
The 4th wall came falling down
On the ground, all around
The 4th wall came falling down
What in the world can we do?  Yohohoho!
(to the tune of london bridge)

This is very strange.  I have a man who has decided to chain himself to me and tells me I'm not allowed to run off without him.  Also he's a talking stick who calls himself Moosey.  I'm confused but at least he enjoys a good tune.  Yohohoho!  He tells me there are some other muns I have yet to meet because the 4th wall which seperated us fell down for some reason.  Hello lovely lady muns!  May I please see your panties?  Yohohoho!

Rerborn!!  I finally finished my song for you and Tsune!  I eagerly await your reaction to it.  Yohohoho!

Lyrics )

And here is the tune just in case for those of you who can't read or are simply curious to how it sounds.  Yohohoho!


(ooc: Guys... I don't know why but this song sounds kind of druggy to CC and I >_>)

tapdancinskelly: (Yohohoho!)
So nobody here knew that I was once the King of Spain?  Well I guess I shouldn't be surprised, it was many years ago and the island was only about three houses and a palace large.  But to share the experience with all of you, I wrote a little song about my time as King!  And I sang it with Fujiko while she was still a child as an added bonus.  So here's a little souvenier for all of you to remember our cute little fujiko.  It's almost better than if I had written a song about it!  Yohohoho!

King of Spain!
King of Spain Lyrics )

Once he was the King of Spain

And now you all know of the time I spent as the King of Spain!  But I don't think I shall ever decide to be a king again so I shall have to give my appologies to the little afro people on the island.  Yohohoho!

Oh and Ussop,

Is how you make a Balloon whale... I miss Laboon.
tapdancinskelly: (Piano Keys)

It occurred to me that Sir Crocodile likes to make the claim that he had a relationship with Smoker.  And as I thought about it, a plausible scenario sprang to mind. So I’d like to take you back to the teenage years of Smoker and Crocodile, in the spring time of their youth with crocodile’s shichibukai buddies. So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the crocodile rock, sung by how Sir Crocodile and Smoker would have sung it.

The NEW Crocodile Rock Lyrics )
Also I would like to have a vote please.  Whoever wants me to actually sing the song must actually vote that they do.  And unless I have 10 votes for me to sing it than I shall be my lazy self and leave it as it is.  Yohohoho!

Also to all who care... I'm no longer a unicorn and I'm back to my charming skeleton self!  Yohohoho!

(OOC: Yeah, you can have your different character acounts vote)
6/10 Votes.

If I sing it, I will be doing impersonations of Smoker and Crocodile while I sing it.  Yohohoho!  So the votes are sort of a reason for letting myself get killed in the event that the seek me out in a seething fury.
tapdancinskelly: (Violin)

You know the strangest thing happened to me, I was eating this yummy pie I had found lying around when all of a sudden I sort of changed.

It's a little odd I must say.  So I've decided to sing about unicorns today.

Oh look at all you unicorns so happy and gay,
How many people are unicorns today?
Some of you are pink and some of you are black
And most of you wish that you could turn back

So shiny and sparkly and pretty and stuff
Except Jyabura who just looks real gruff
So here's to you unicorns and I hope you'll agree
That from now on we should not eat every pie that we see!


(You can't see the afro because it's on a black backround >_> )

tapdancinskelly: (Default)

At long last, the long anticipated song I've had squirreled away.  This one's for you Lambo you cow printed Afro kid!  Yohohoho!!

Ladies and Gentlmen,
This is Lambo Number 5

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the ship, so come on let's ride
to the candy-store around the corner
I said I want some candy and grapes
But the crew, they don't wanna
I'll take over the world because they're all too weak
I'm in too deep
And Talk is cheap
I like my candy, killing, Panini’s and grapes
I want to kill Reborn
But he always escapes
So can I do I really just get too bored,
To me killing it's just like sport, things just die
It's all good so let me dump
the body in the potty

A like a little action in my life
I like to have machine guns at my side
A whole ton of candy's what I need
But not enough candy's what I see
I also want some grapes while in the sun
Let's throw some grenades to have some fun
We need more cow print everywhere
And I really like Brooke cause we have the same hair

I'll take you down or chase you all around
Make it so you're not found
and shove you head to the ground
So that only candy's left
And that's alright
So don't make me hunt you till you died
Give me your candy
And you won't have to hide!

A like a little action in my life
I like to have machine guns at my side
A whole ton of candy's what I need
But not enough candy's what I see
I also want some grapes while in the sun
Let's throw some grenades to have some fun
We need more cow print everywhere
And I really like Brooke cause we have the same hair

I do what I do cause I like to
Reborn won't like what I'm gonna do
Cause he can't run, and he can't hide
So come with me, it'll be a fun ride.

((OOC: Yes, like Mambo #5))
tapdancinskelly: (Default)
It's occured to me that people keep on coming to the grand line from all sorts of places and don't even know what the heck is going on!  Really this is a drastic set of affairs for the unwarry!  So I've decided to come up with a default message that I shall tell folks who are new to this place!  And what better way to do that than with... A SONG!!!

Welcome to the Grand Line )

So there you have it ladies and gentlmen, the song that I shall soon force all of you to sing with me to greet our new friends.  Yohohoho!
tapdancinskelly: (Default)
So when I went to a local tavern the other day I had asked the tavern waitress if I may see her panties.  So she had spit on me full in the face.  So I said to her, "Well it's not as if I SHOUTED, MAY I SEE YOUR PANTIES PLEASE MISS!  To the whole bar!"  After many stares from the whole bar she turned redder than fire.  She then proceeded to grab a wine bottle and smashed it across my face sending glass chunks flying into my eye sockets.  So I just looked at her straight in the face very calmly and said to her, "You know that still doesn't answer my question.  Yohohoho!"

So aside from amusing tales of my time ashore, I've also written a song about our crew!  I'm pretty sure I got everybody!
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you, Luffy's maniacs.

Luffy's Maniacs )

And here it is, the anticipated tune!  Yohohoho!

Hey Robin!

Jun. 12th, 2009 07:25 pm
tapdancinskelly: (Piano)
And so I have completed yet another masterpiece for one of my fine Nakama.  And this song had been truly bothering me for some time.  Every time I tried to get it right it still did not feel quite right enough for you.  So here it is, the song we've all been waiting for, a song for Robin.

This is a song for Robin.

Hey Robin! You know you've really got me wondering
You're like the grey storm cloud without all the thundering
Hey Robin! Does your smile just hide all you pain?
If that's the case, then don't be afraid to let it rain.
Down on us, Hey Robin.

It's always sunny on the Thousand Sunny, rest assured
But sometimes there's things that shouldn't be ignored
So if you need to let it all hang out
Then don't be afraid and have no doubt
Your nakama will be there for you

Hey Robin! Don't you know the skies brighten when you laugh?
So you better belive it, we'll all take your pain on your behalf!
Hey Robin! Have a coffee and a book and keep on smiling!
And wipe away the dust on skulls that's been compiling,
-Even mine yohohoho

And before you know it, all your skies that are currently gray
I promise you Robin, your nakama will chase them away
So it can always be sunny on the Thousand Sunny, Ohh Robin.
tapdancinskelly: (Yohohoho)
Well good people who read and listen to my songs, I was working on my song for Robin-chan when my muse started kicking the hell out of me until I wrote this song for Ace.  It was just too good not to sing and write so I felt it had to be done.  Ladies and gentlmen, boys and girls, I present to you possibly the best song I've ever written!  Yohohoho!

Ace is on Fire )

And this time I did in fact record the song for all to hear.  Ace, let's go set some ladies hearts afire.  Yohohoho!
tapdancinskelly: (spooky tea)
Here is a song which is a tale of a skeleton and a princess.   A skeleton who was confused by the notion of type and moe and was told by the princess how he should change his ways.

The Song )

So lady Renge, here is your song.  The likes of which I have never quite written before.  May I see your panties now?  Yohohoho!
tapdancinskelly: (spiffing up)
Who: The straw hat crew (if they want to join in) and Bianchi
What: Lessons on Seaking Charming
Where: On the main deck of the Thousand Sunny
When: Should have happened a while ago >_>
Why: Because Bianchi offered to remove her panties in front of Brooke which Brooke doesn't really care much about anymore.

Read more... )
tapdancinskelly: (crying)

My violin!  My precious, two centuries old, spare violin!  WHY?!!?!  I was merely playing it for my song I was composing for Lady Rosette when all of a sudden it shattered in my hands!  I was so frustrated I was bashing my skull against the wall!  Only to find my head on the other side of the wall where I got several kicks in the head for busting up the ship.

On a different note, Miss navigator I'd like to know are location since I'm inviting a friend over for Sea King charming lessons.  I also would like the permission of the host club to borrow their ship for a helicopter pad.

And Lastly, I've finished my song for Lady Rosette and I call it Road to Salvation.

(OOC: I'm REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, Sorry.  I had to repost this.  Mags wanted me to post this after she had made the post about the power swap, and it screwed up so it's here instead.  Again I'd like to sincerely apologize for the inconvinence and lost tags.)

Lyrics to Road to Salvation )
tapdancinskelly: (Piano with Luffy)
Good evening again ladies and gentlemen, it's that time once again for Brooke's brilliantly, bedazzling, beautifully, brimming, bouncy, bonkers, ballistic, songs!  With your host, The Brilliantly, bedazzling, beautifully, brimming, bouncy, bonkers, ballistic, Brooke!  Yohohoho!

Have you ever had a tasty meal of chicken or seaking?  Have you ever wanted to be able to show your appreciation to your cook?  Well now you can!  For I have devised the most brilliant meat song of all time for all the world to be able to sing!  Yohohoho!

Without further ado ladies and gents, I present you with...
Sanji's Chicken (A Meat song for Luffy)


tapdancinskelly: (spiffing up)
And so another year of my life has gone by.  As of today I'm 35!  I say 35 because that's the age I would have been turning when I died, so that's the age I shall consider myself to be.  Yohohoho!  So if anybody would like to throw presents at my head this would be the time and place to do it.  So I'd like to take a minute for a song made of perfect harmony with myself.  There's all sorts of wonderful party activities we could do!

Read more... )
So strike up the band and have some birthday cheer!
For my crazy, happy birthday happens only once a year!

tapdancinskelly: (Violin)
My dear lady Nami. It has come to my attention that my behavior towards you has been rather impolite of me (even though I swear I can recall asking you each time) Regardless I thought it would be best of me to do something to receive your forgiveness. If I've done anything to upset you to the point where you would wish me harm I'm terribly sorry. I'm quite fond of you and hope you feel the same way. But since there isn't quite the right word to express what I feel for you, I wrote you this song that comes close. So without further ado, this one's for you Nami.

Like a beginning, not an end,
Like a never ending friend,
Like a heart full of love,
Like a flying turtle dove,
Like the dream you've never had,
Like the people good and bad,
Like a sapphire's brilliant light,
Like the stars that gleam at night,
Like a day that can't go wrong,
Like tune of a wonderful song,
Like a love letter, you'll never send,
Like a beginning, not an end.


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