Hail to Princess Renge

[tapdancinskelly]

Here is a song which is a tale of a skeleton and a princess.   A skeleton who was confused by the notion of type and moe and was told by the princess how he should change his ways.

Once long ago, in a far away place,
There lived a skeleton who was called a disgrace,
But he knew of a princess that was more fair than can be,
And she was so beautiful that it made it hard to see.

Oh here's to princess Renge,
We love her Moe and Moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our lovely princess Renge!

The skeleton spoke of how he sang great sea shanties,
He also asked her if he could please see her panties,
She looked at him in horror shouting "your type is all wrong!
You are the skeleton type who loves to make song!
You must put aside your perversion for at least a day!
And sing out your bard type, you'll know what to say."

So here's to princess Renge,
We love her moe and moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our lovely princess Renge!

So if you feel your moe is all wrong,
Just listen to my pretty song,
And you'll finally know what to say,
When you speak to our lady Renge!

So Here's to princess Renge,
We love her moe and moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our princess,
Hail to our princess,
Hail to Our Princess Renge!.

So lady Renge, here is your song.  The likes of which I have never quite written before.  May I see your panties now?  Yohohoho!

Comments

[normalskeptic.livejournal.com]

...okay, maybe I'm not the best judge of music, but did you just immediately contradict yourself by asking that of Houshakuji-san?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I didn't say the song was about Me. Yohohoho!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Renge-san is a princess???

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Of course she is!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

I think you two are a fucking perfect match…

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Really?! You're not just getting my hopes up are you? Yohohoho!

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Did you actually stop being perverted for a day?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Several when I lost my Yohohoho. YOHOHOHO!

[doubleppk]

Very nice song Brooke. I'm sure she'll love it.

Even if she did tell me to stop calling her Princess.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

And thank you for rewarding me with each new song with your lovely pantyhose Icon. Yohohoho!

She did? Why was I not aware of this development?

[tooshiny.livejournal.com]

i'm always impressed by your songs.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Really?! Why thank you lady Sunako! That's so wonderful of you to say! I may just yet have to find you another cursed present from my pirating excursions. Yohohoho!

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

What a lovely song!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Why thank you! I wrote it with all the power my brain can muster. Which is rather impressive since I don't have a brain. Skull Joke! Yohohoho!

[stormbornqueen.livejournal.com]

Are you a bard, good sir? I've never heard such a song, nor do I know of the princess or this skeleton of whom it speaks. Where do you hail from?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

That I am, Brooke the Bard at your service. You wouldn't have heard of such a song since I just wrote it with my vast skills Yohohoho! The princess is Lady Renge who I promised to make a song for, as for the skeleton... Some things in this world are simply a mystery. I hail from the seas, I was simply born to sail the seas and sing my tunes wherever I go. By the way may I ask you a small request, may I please see your panties? Yohohoho!

[pizzeriagermany.livejournal.com]

I can't hear this song.

((OOC: ;_; I'm so tired))

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I was too lazy to sing it again since I had to sing it a few times to write it. Perhaps I'll sing it at the next party.

[janken-gon.livejournal.com]

Looks like you didn't change your ways!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

At least I tried? Yohohoho!

[moemoe-love.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Skeleton-san, the song is lovely!
...
And you may not.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Why thank you my lady, It's one of my finest performances. Yohohoho!
...
Would you could you in a house, would you could you with a mouse? Yohohoho!

[marinegrandpa.livejournal.com]

Renge-brain!


Hi.

[onewithwild.livejournal.com]

It sounds like a great song, but why do you want to see her panties, anyway?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

It's part of the human mating process, you should try it sometime. Yohohoho!