Hail to Princess Renge

[tapdancinskelly]

Here is a song which is a tale of a skeleton and a princess.   A skeleton who was confused by the notion of type and moe and was told by the princess how he should change his ways.

Once long ago, in a far away place,
There lived a skeleton who was called a disgrace,
But he knew of a princess that was more fair than can be,
And she was so beautiful that it made it hard to see.

Oh here's to princess Renge,
We love her Moe and Moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our lovely princess Renge!

The skeleton spoke of how he sang great sea shanties,
He also asked her if he could please see her panties,
She looked at him in horror shouting "your type is all wrong!
You are the skeleton type who loves to make song!
You must put aside your perversion for at least a day!
And sing out your bard type, you'll know what to say."

So here's to princess Renge,
We love her moe and moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our lovely princess Renge!

So if you feel your moe is all wrong,
Just listen to my pretty song,
And you'll finally know what to say,
When you speak to our lady Renge!

So Here's to princess Renge,
We love her moe and moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our princess,
Hail to our princess,
Hail to Our Princess Renge!.

So lady Renge, here is your song.  The likes of which I have never quite written before.  May I see your panties now?  Yohohoho!

Comments

[moemoe-love.livejournal.com]

Akito-san wants us to, you'll do well to respect his wished.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

… Fucking fine!
Talk!

[moemoe-love.livejournal.com]

...I don't think you can blame me for losing that bet. I wasn't even myself back then.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Me, blaming? If you fucking had cooperated and pretended for 5 minutes that you were fucking enjoying my company I could be doing some fucking training instead of carrying 7 people furniture to the new ship with a fucking collar and some rabbit ears on!! So… WHY WOULD I FUCKING BE BLAMING YOU??

[moemoe-love.livejournal.com]

You should be blaming yourself.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

I am blaming myself also, for picking you up from all the other damn fucking girls at the party… I should have gone for a normal good looking girl…

[[ooc: sorry for him being mean...]]

[moemoe-love.livejournal.com]

What you should have done is be honest and not pretending, since you're not good at it at all.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Oh really, you seemed to be enjoying yourself when I asked you about your fucking hobbies.

[moemoe-love.livejournal.com]

I was trying to be nice, you were acting as if you had cavity!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Oh really, then next time you fucking want to be nice I’ll give you a fucking hint: close your damn mouth and do a fucking favour to the world. Fucking shit, you are the most fucking irritating woman I ever had to fucking listen to.

[moemoe-love.livejournal.com]

Oh, do stop with the language.
You were dishonest, you lied to me, and you're angry because I didn't let you use me? You deserved to lose the bet, treating a girl like this!!!!!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Well, you don’t fucking seem to bother being used, so is it just me? Or do I have to be the fucking “bad boy” or whatever type for you to let me use you?
Or… maybe you are the “tsundere” or whatever it's spelled type? The more you are bad treated the more you fucking enjoy it? If you are, you should had fucking said I sooner, it would have fucking saved the trouble of killing myself while trying to be nice to you!!

[moemoe-love.livejournal.com]

You know more things than the normal fangirl, you do realize it right?
you deserved to lose that stupid bet, because you were foolish enough to agree to it at the first place.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Well, I know that because thanks to you Akito’s brain is filled with those and he likes to tell me the wonderful day he had with you!
But for you to be that mad… Did I fucking hit the spot?

[moemoe-love.livejournal.com]

You knew you could lose, and yet you agreed, it's your fault not mine.
I'm Akito-san's friend, and I know he must be sad with us fighting, you don't seem to think about it. I'm not mad, I'm disappointed.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

That fucking disappointment is mutual!!
…
For Akito… I guess I can fucking… at least put up with your fucking presence.

[moemoe-love.livejournal.com]

I'll try to be civil as well.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Fucking great then.