Hail to Princess Renge

[tapdancinskelly]

Here is a song which is a tale of a skeleton and a princess.   A skeleton who was confused by the notion of type and moe and was told by the princess how he should change his ways.

Once long ago, in a far away place,
There lived a skeleton who was called a disgrace,
But he knew of a princess that was more fair than can be,
And she was so beautiful that it made it hard to see.

Oh here's to princess Renge,
We love her Moe and Moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our lovely princess Renge!

The skeleton spoke of how he sang great sea shanties,
He also asked her if he could please see her panties,
She looked at him in horror shouting "your type is all wrong!
You are the skeleton type who loves to make song!
You must put aside your perversion for at least a day!
And sing out your bard type, you'll know what to say."

So here's to princess Renge,
We love her moe and moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our lovely princess Renge!

So if you feel your moe is all wrong,
Just listen to my pretty song,
And you'll finally know what to say,
When you speak to our lady Renge!

So Here's to princess Renge,
We love her moe and moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our princess,
Hail to our princess,
Hail to Our Princess Renge!.

So lady Renge, here is your song.  The likes of which I have never quite written before.  May I see your panties now?  Yohohoho!

Comments

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

!! I don’t fucking need that!!! I don’t fucking have any sexual tension!!!!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Says the fucking man? There's 7 people in your crew right? Surely there must be somebody you can take out your sexual tensions on. Yohohoho!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

No NO NO!!! I don’t fucking have anyone like that!! I don’t fucking need it!! I would never like that fucking bastard that way!!!!!
Don’t even fucking dare to repeat that accusation!!! I have no fucking sexual tension at all!! AT ALL!!!!!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Who? I never even said you had anybody you liked I was merely asking if you did. Hell I barely even know you! For somebody who doesn't like somebody in that way you sure are sensitive about it. And yet somehow you keep saying it. Yohohoho!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Well… I was just fucking saying in… case you actually asked…
So there!! No sexual tension!!! Not interested in anyone!!! And I can fucking talk whatever fucking way I feel like it!!!!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Well you might see why somebody might get the wrong idea no? Yohohoho! So out of curiosity who is it that you don't have any sexual tensions about? Yohohoho!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

No one!!!!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Oh really? Because I'm quite certain you had a very specific someone in mind.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

There isn’t anyone!! I would never fucking like that damn fucking bastard!! I can’t fucking stand him anyway and he can’t stand me, so everything is fucking great!!! Case closed, don’t want to fucking talk about him!!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Is he the type of person who might be swayed by a love song? I could always try to work something out for you. Yohohoho!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

No fucking way, he is the type that would fucking kill me if something like that came up.