tapdancinskelly | Hail to Princess Renge

Here is a song which is a tale of a skeleton and a princess. A skeleton who was confused by the notion of type and moe and was told by the princess how he should change his ways.

Once long ago, in a far away place,
There lived a skeleton who was called a disgrace,
But he knew of a princess that was more fair than can be,
And she was so beautiful that it made it hard to see.

Oh here's to princess Renge,
We love her Moe and Moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our lovely princess Renge!

The skeleton spoke of how he sang great sea shanties,
He also asked her if he could please see her panties,
She looked at him in horror shouting "your type is all wrong!
You are the skeleton type who loves to make song!
You must put aside your perversion for at least a day!
And sing out your bard type, you'll know what to say."

So here's to princess Renge,
We love her moe and moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our lovely princess Renge!

So if you feel your moe is all wrong,
Just listen to my pretty song,
And you'll finally know what to say,
When you speak to our lady Renge!

So Here's to princess Renge,
We love her moe and moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our princess,
Hail to our princess,
Hail to Our Princess Renge!.

So lady Renge, here is your song. The likes of which I have never quite written before. May I see your panties now? Yohohoho!

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Oh yeah! I forgot about that. I'm not sure it counts since it wasn't willing though.

... does it count if I was in my room all day writing this song? That has to count for something right? Yohohoho!

I guess so! Who else are you going to write songs for?

Oh at least a half dozen more people I think. Yohohoho!

Am I in the list?

Do you want to be?

Yes please! If I can I mean. I don't want to add to your workload. But I'd love a song! They're FUNNY!

I'll have to make one for you sometime then. Yohohoho!

YAY! Thanks Brooke~!

Anything for a Nakama and brother of my captain. Yohohoho!

Hehe. Thanks! :D :D I'll help you pick up chicks next port we go to!

Any idea what you'll make it about yet?

I think that's the first time anyone has offered me that in about half a century.

Oh I figured it would be something about you're so hot that any girl melts at your touch. Yohohoho!

Then it's about time you got a wingman right? ;)

Hehehe :D I love it already! :D :D

I love your style fire fist Ace. Yohohoho!

I'm glad you like it :D I think it rather fits your style. And I've always been fond of double meanings. You could say that my skills are on fire Yohohoho!

Yours too Brooke!!

Awesome!!! :D :D Hehe. Oh!!! Could you do me a favor and go sing Kaku the Chibi Giraffe again, REALLY loudly?

Hmm? Well I suppose I could, although recently I was more in the mood for Bullets made of air. Although Lucci might chase me all across the ship if I did. Yohohoho!

Do them both! :D

Then I'd have both love birds on my tail? Yohohoho!

You never know, it might wind up being both even if you only sing one of the songs!

That's true, they are rather close after all so most likely would be irritated by either song. In fact I think Kaku also uses the technique of the air bullets so it seems doubly likely that it would upset them both.