Hail to Princess Renge

[tapdancinskelly]

Here is a song which is a tale of a skeleton and a princess.   A skeleton who was confused by the notion of type and moe and was told by the princess how he should change his ways.

Once long ago, in a far away place,
There lived a skeleton who was called a disgrace,
But he knew of a princess that was more fair than can be,
And she was so beautiful that it made it hard to see.

Oh here's to princess Renge,
We love her Moe and Moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our lovely princess Renge!

The skeleton spoke of how he sang great sea shanties,
He also asked her if he could please see her panties,
She looked at him in horror shouting "your type is all wrong!
You are the skeleton type who loves to make song!
You must put aside your perversion for at least a day!
And sing out your bard type, you'll know what to say."

So here's to princess Renge,
We love her moe and moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our lovely princess Renge!

So if you feel your moe is all wrong,
Just listen to my pretty song,
And you'll finally know what to say,
When you speak to our lady Renge!

So Here's to princess Renge,
We love her moe and moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our princess,
Hail to our princess,
Hail to Our Princess Renge!.

So lady Renge, here is your song.  The likes of which I have never quite written before.  May I see your panties now?  Yohohoho!

Comments

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

That I am, Brooke the Bard at your service. You wouldn't have heard of such a song since I just wrote it with my vast skills Yohohoho! The princess is Lady Renge who I promised to make a song for, as for the skeleton... Some things in this world are simply a mystery. I hail from the seas, I was simply born to sail the seas and sing my tunes wherever I go. By the way may I ask you a small request, may I please see your panties? Yohohoho!

[stormbornqueen.livejournal.com]

Hello, Brooke the Bard. I am Daenerys Stormborn of Dragonstone, last of the Targaryen line, Khaleesi of the Dothraki and Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. Those closest to me call me Dany, but you may call me Your Grace.

What family does Lady Renge hail from? I am sad to say that her name is unfamiliar to me.

My panties? This is unfamiliar to me as well. Enlighten me, Brooke the Bard.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Your grace, it is very impressive to meet a lady of stature such as yourself. You honor me by conversing with me.

I'm afraid I'm not entirely aware, I know that she was in high social standing in her homeland but I could not tell you the name of her family.

Oh, well panties are what ladies use to cover themselves between their legs. I was asking because I'm sure you have very beautiful legs and I was curious if I might gaze upon them. Yohohoho!

[stormbornqueen.livejournal.com]

Then you must in turn honor me with a song someday, Brooke the Bard. Perhaps a performance of the one you've written for Princess Renge. I will look forward to it.

I see. ...Is she an exile?

You are an immodest man, but one expects nothing less from a bard. I wear no such garment, but one day you may gaze upon my legs as I sit upon my throne.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I'd happily sing for you some time your grace. If you like I might be able to share some of my earlier pieces with you.

No nothing so unseemly. She has merely gotten lost so to speak and has been unable to return home so has been staying on the Ouran host club ship.

Well that's the friendliest answer I've gotten for quite some time your grace. It will be quite the pleasure to play for you. Yohohoho!

[stormbornqueen.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I would enjoy that as well. I could use the distraction.

Not unlike myself in that regard. I sympathize with her.

Kindness is the least I can do. You've been kind to me. Tell me: what is this place called?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Your grace, I present you with Kaku the Chibi Giraffe
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5JRW8NRO

Ah, I suspected as much. I'm quite familiar with lore and the many kingdoms of this realm and I was not quite familiar with yours.

I was merely returning the favor your grace. It's rare that I don't have my lady friends attempt to kill me should I even think of asking to see their panties. Although I'm already dead. Yohohoho!

Ah, Welcome to the Grand Line my lady. One of the grandest and most dangerous oceans of the seven seas. We happen to be in what some call the great era of pirates and my captain Monkey D. Luffy will become their king. I myself am a pirate bard, although I've had many bardic occupations in the past as well.