Hail to Princess Renge

[tapdancinskelly]

Here is a song which is a tale of a skeleton and a princess.   A skeleton who was confused by the notion of type and moe and was told by the princess how he should change his ways.

Once long ago, in a far away place,
There lived a skeleton who was called a disgrace,
But he knew of a princess that was more fair than can be,
And she was so beautiful that it made it hard to see.

Oh here's to princess Renge,
We love her Moe and Moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our lovely princess Renge!

The skeleton spoke of how he sang great sea shanties,
He also asked her if he could please see her panties,
She looked at him in horror shouting "your type is all wrong!
You are the skeleton type who loves to make song!
You must put aside your perversion for at least a day!
And sing out your bard type, you'll know what to say."

So here's to princess Renge,
We love her moe and moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our lovely princess Renge!

So if you feel your moe is all wrong,
Just listen to my pretty song,
And you'll finally know what to say,
When you speak to our lady Renge!

So Here's to princess Renge,
We love her moe and moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our princess,
Hail to our princess,
Hail to Our Princess Renge!.

So lady Renge, here is your song.  The likes of which I have never quite written before.  May I see your panties now?  Yohohoho!

Comments

[janken-gon.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, well the tips are kind of whitish.

Hmmm bleach?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I'm allergic to bleach, it makes my skin break out in hives. Oh wait... I don't have any skin! Skull Joke! YOHOHOHO!

[janken-gon.livejournal.com]

I'm confused.

((OOC: fear the even worse skull jokes))

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

...oh. I guess it wasn't the best one I've ever come up with? Alright let me try another one. One time I was so hungry I thought I must have a hole in my stomach. It turned out I didn't even have a stomach to have a hole in. Yohohoho!

OOC: I fear most jokes that play off a conversation will be over his head. lol

[janken-gon.livejournal.com]

That's 'cause you're a skeleton!

OOC: It might never end! :O

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Yohohoho!