Hail to Princess Renge

[tapdancinskelly]

Here is a song which is a tale of a skeleton and a princess.   A skeleton who was confused by the notion of type and moe and was told by the princess how he should change his ways.

Once long ago, in a far away place,
There lived a skeleton who was called a disgrace,
But he knew of a princess that was more fair than can be,
And she was so beautiful that it made it hard to see.

Oh here's to princess Renge,
We love her Moe and Moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our lovely princess Renge!

The skeleton spoke of how he sang great sea shanties,
He also asked her if he could please see her panties,
She looked at him in horror shouting "your type is all wrong!
You are the skeleton type who loves to make song!
You must put aside your perversion for at least a day!
And sing out your bard type, you'll know what to say."

So here's to princess Renge,
We love her moe and moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our lovely princess Renge!

So if you feel your moe is all wrong,
Just listen to my pretty song,
And you'll finally know what to say,
When you speak to our lady Renge!

So Here's to princess Renge,
We love her moe and moer every day,
So let's give a hip, hip Hooray!
Hail to our princess,
Hail to our princess,
Hail to Our Princess Renge!.

So lady Renge, here is your song.  The likes of which I have never quite written before.  May I see your panties now?  Yohohoho!

Comments

[tooshiny.livejournal.com]

you're the best ever.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Anything for my Lady Sunako. Yohohoho!

[tooshiny.livejournal.com]

what kind of cursed items do you have?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Well let's see... I have a slightly chipped tea set that occasionally turns it's contents into blood.

[tooshiny.livejournal.com]

... i'm listening.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Well let's see what other things do I have... A drum that was made out of human flesh which actually does make a rather nice sound but it's said that if you play it too long you'll become possessed. I think I still have that stuffed crow from Gon and Koala... or was it Killua? And lastly I have a pineapple that is said to be cursed to make you fall in love with the first person you see for a day. Yohohoho!