I feel... darkness calling to me

[tapdancinskelly]

I feel a bit... strange.  Somehow more alive, and yet somehow more dead...

I thirst...

And not for water, fine wine, or any liquid I know... but for life force... and sentience itself...

... and I am being followed.  Not just by the vile evil that stirs in my heart, but by creatures of the darkness that are akin to me.  They appear to even have... afros.

So be it.  If I am to be chosen to be an agent of darkness then let all creatures of the light know my name and fear it.

I am Brooke the skeletal vampire!  Now, fly my bushy minions!  Fly and seek out panties!!  YOHOHOHOHO!!!!

[ooc: Brooke has become the skeletal vampire from magic cards.  He now possesses the abilities of flight and controlling a horde of evil afro bat minions.  He also has become much, much more evil.  If one bat is killed two shall take it's place, and should any harm befall Brooke it shall instead hurt one of his bats.  (although if they died in that manner they don't double)  I think that covers just about everything.]

Comments

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

.....

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Boo.

Yohohoho!

[samurai-parfait.livejournal.com]

...

I knew I shouldn't have gotten up today.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

If you didn't want to get up today, you should have told me last night. I would have gladly ended your pitiful existence while you slept.

[doubleppk]

... Uh...? Urk.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Ah, just the delightfully fleshy person I was looking for. Miss Mine, would you perhaps like to feed some of my more dark cravings? Or perhaps you'd simply prefer to show me your panties? I don't mind keeping you alive if you can prove to be... useful. Yohohoho!

[supershipwright.livejournal.com]

Eh? Well, this is stranger than normal...

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Ugh. You will supply me or my minions with little sustenance being half metal. I have no business with the likes of you. Begone, and consider yourself lucky that I do not devour your very soul.

[sanctus-memoria.livejournal.com]

V-Vampire?!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Ahh, the perfect victim I've been looking for. Would you perhaps like to join you in eternal darkness Lady Rinali? I'd simply love to have the company of a lovely girl such as yourself.

[cute-cleaver.livejournal.com]

You a vampire as well!? I guessed that I could accept a living skeleton if there is a nice witch of the west around, so I didn't say anything but... you look different now! ... Are there a lot of vampires in this world? Luckily I still have my cleaver...

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Ack! Do not shine so brightly at me diminutive one! You may have a cleaver but it will do you little good if you are swarmed by ten thousand bats! Now ceases this use of such bright sunny Icons!

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

B-Brooke...?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Oh, you. I doubt I could do much with the likes of you. Your life force being so pitiful as it is.

[wheresmywife.livejournal.com]

Christ.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Ah, do not even think that your god can save you from the terror that is I.

[prosecutorisrdy.livejournal.com]

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Blinded by my overwhelming darkness and majesty? If you wish to show me how impressed you are, come before me and surrender your life to me.

[v3sp-wom4n.livejournal.com]

...

[v3sp-wom4n.livejournal.com]

HOLY CRAP!

[mmmmeat.livejournal.com]

You seem kinda different today.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

... is that all you have to say?

[pmsaxon.livejournal.com]

You as well? hmph. I'm beginning to think that vampirism has odd effects over here... I always believed that my universe's vampires were the only ones. As we had always been taught. Not the first time my people made mistakes with their so-called absolute truths. I suppose I shouldn't be TOO surprised. Enlighten me Brooke, you came to be a vampire how?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I am afraid I am unaware of what caused such a transformation within me. Perhaps it was one of those strangely colored fruit like a black watermelon... whatever the cause I cannot seem to quench my insatiable thirst. It is rather annoying I must say. But I doubt you'd be much help in that particular matter, even if I did have enough bats to swarm you with. Perhaps I should try taking a bite out of Fukiko Mine after all.

[fireofshandora.livejournal.com]

...

Flying skeletons.

I think I've seen everything.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

On the contrary I think you see very little Calgara. You have not seen the terror in a man's eyes when you slowly suck the blood from his neck. You have not seen the void that fills the souls of those who have fallen to darkness. And you have been blind to the fact that it is I, who shall steal away from you, Nico Robin. She shall make a deliciously evil companion when I have had a taste of her life force. For I am Brooke the Skeletal Vampire! None who would dare oppose me shall live to see the sun rise on this unending nightmare!

[has-a-map.livejournal.com]

...I'm staying in the tent tonight.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Ah, good. It shall be pleasant to taste your terror in the air when my bats are scratching at the sides of your little tent.