I feel... darkness calling to me

[tapdancinskelly]

I feel a bit... strange.  Somehow more alive, and yet somehow more dead...

I thirst...

And not for water, fine wine, or any liquid I know... but for life force... and sentience itself...

... and I am being followed.  Not just by the vile evil that stirs in my heart, but by creatures of the darkness that are akin to me.  They appear to even have... afros.

So be it.  If I am to be chosen to be an agent of darkness then let all creatures of the light know my name and fear it.

I am Brooke the skeletal vampire!  Now, fly my bushy minions!  Fly and seek out panties!!  YOHOHOHOHO!!!!

[ooc: Brooke has become the skeletal vampire from magic cards.  He now possesses the abilities of flight and controlling a horde of evil afro bat minions.  He also has become much, much more evil.  If one bat is killed two shall take it's place, and should any harm befall Brooke it shall instead hurt one of his bats.  (although if they died in that manner they don't double)  I think that covers just about everything.]

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(ooc: *sniffles*)

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I should be. I was once a bard.

You're innards? Don't make me laugh.

Blood is foul. Flesh is dross. My ascendance thirsts for life itself.

[wheresmywife.livejournal.com]

So it seems.

I'm not in the mood to die a second time.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Ah, so it would seem we both know a thing or two about death. You and I have both experienced it, and I now bring it about to feed my unending thirst. Tell me then, how was it that you died the first time?

[wheresmywife.livejournal.com]

You know a little too much about it.

I...drowned.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

After experiencing it and learning a hunger for it, one can only come to know too much about it.

Interesting. And how did you end up drowning? Were you dragged into the depths by a horrific monster? Locked into a tank of water? Suicide in the bathtub? Perhaps even the cement shoes approach.

[wheresmywife.livejournal.com]

...You know what? I don't have to tell anything to you.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Really now? Now you're just being a bore. Here I was thinking I would let you live because you were entertaining me slightly and now you've gone and spoiled my fun. I do hope you found yourself a nice little ship that is air tight, you may have troubles escaping me otherwise.

[wheresmywife.livejournal.com]

Have I? I'm sorry.
I've dealt with things far worse than you.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

That is what a few of my victims have told me before my claws rip through their chests. But don't worry, I'll be sure to be extra cautious with you. Yohohoho!

[wheresmywife.livejournal.com]

Oh? And how many victims have your claws ripped through?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Enough that I don't bother to recall their faces anymore. They are all meaningless in the end.

[wheresmywife.livejournal.com]

That's a nice answer.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I thought it was rather... as you put it, "poetic"

[wheresmywife.livejournal.com]

Yes, you seem to be good at that. It's nice to see a monster with eloquence.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Well my like my papa vampire always said, "If you're going to be a monster, at least be one with class and style." Yohohoho!

[wheresmywife.livejournal.com]

And you still tell jokes. You're actually the most amusing monster I've ever met.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Yes I think somehow my mere mortal self before I underwent my beauteous transformation is still somehow trying to affect me, even now. Ah, how lovely it would have been to see the stark terror on my face if I had been told a week ago that this would happen. YOHOHOHOHO!!!

[wheresmywife.livejournal.com]

A skeleton that's afraid of vampires. Now I've seen everything.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

You'd be amazed at the amount of times I've heard that expression.

[wheresmywife.livejournal.com]

You're not exactly the most normal thing around.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Quite true. Perhaps sometime I should write a book about the oddities of being a skeleton. Maybe after I've finished destroying everyone on the planet that can actually read.