I feel... darkness calling to me

[tapdancinskelly]

I feel a bit... strange.  Somehow more alive, and yet somehow more dead...

I thirst...

And not for water, fine wine, or any liquid I know... but for life force... and sentience itself...

... and I am being followed.  Not just by the vile evil that stirs in my heart, but by creatures of the darkness that are akin to me.  They appear to even have... afros.

So be it.  If I am to be chosen to be an agent of darkness then let all creatures of the light know my name and fear it.

I am Brooke the skeletal vampire!  Now, fly my bushy minions!  Fly and seek out panties!!  YOHOHOHOHO!!!!

[ooc: Brooke has become the skeletal vampire from magic cards.  He now possesses the abilities of flight and controlling a horde of evil afro bat minions.  He also has become much, much more evil.  If one bat is killed two shall take it's place, and should any harm befall Brooke it shall instead hurt one of his bats.  (although if they died in that manner they don't double)  I think that covers just about everything.]

Comments

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Y-you commented on my journal the other day, right? And... I would, but I have a few things I need to attend to here.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Did I? It's hard to remember many things before I became a vampire. It seemed like such a hollow e
existence I lived before I found the joy of the evil within me.

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

R-really now? W-well then, Brooke, a-at least you're happy, right?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Deliciously happy. Yohohoho!

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

I g-guess that means you found something to eat...

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

If worst comes to worst, I can gorge myself on my bat minions.

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

S-so you haven't eaten a person yet?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

For some reason that is irritating me I haven't found myself able to. There seems to be some form of force inside of me preventing me from devouring the living and it is driving me insane! Oh what I would do if I could simply feast upon their lovely flesh.

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Oh thank God. Well... normally you wouldn't want to harm anyone, Brooke, so this is probably just your regular self stopping you from doing just that.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

GRRR!!! There must be some way to get around this incredible annoyance! I must have life force!

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Well arn't your bats supplying that?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Hardly. These things are such creatures of darkness already that I would gain almost just as much sustenance by eating myself.

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Well... since you can fly maybe you can catch a seagull or two and feed on that?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

But seagulls are such filthy creatures!

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

M-maybe you can scoop up a sea turtle?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I don't want to fall in to the ocean. I think despite my rebirth into being a vampire, the water would still be the death of me.

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Hm... T-then I don't know what to tell you...

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I will overcome this somehow... and then all shall feel the pain and anguish of Brooke the Skeletal Vampire!