tapdancinskelly | I feel... darkness calling to me

I feel a bit... strange. Somehow more alive, and yet somehow more dead...

I thirst...

And not for water, fine wine, or any liquid I know... but for life force... and sentience itself...

... and I am being followed. Not just by the vile evil that stirs in my heart, but by creatures of the darkness that are akin to me. They appear to even have... afros.

So be it. If I am to be chosen to be an agent of darkness then let all creatures of the light know my name and fear it.

I am Brooke the skeletal vampire! Now, fly my bushy minions! Fly and seek out panties!! YOHOHOHOHO!!!!

[ooc: Brooke has become the skeletal vampire from magic cards. He now possesses the abilities of flight and controlling a horde of evil afro bat minions. He also has become much, much more evil. If one bat is killed two shall take it's place, and should any harm befall Brooke it shall instead hurt one of his bats. (although if they died in that manner they don't double) I think that covers just about everything.]

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Ah, good. It shall be pleasant to taste your terror in the air when my bats are scratching at the sides of your little tent.

Ah. Um.

I'll be right back.

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Wouldn't you rather just play the piano and I'll accompany you on the guitar?

I do not play the piano, I have no interest in it. The only thing I have any interest in is devouring the life force of the pathetic fools of this world.

...Well, that's depressing.

Maybe once you're back to normal then?

Ah, that is just the emotion I was going for. Despair.

What do you mean normal?! I am Brooke the ba-... The Skeletal Vampire! And I shall destroy all the pathetic fools of this world!

Despair? Oh no no, you've got me all wrong. I'm not in despair.

Here, maybe if I play a little, you'll remember!

You shall know despair when I am through. All the world shall.

Cease your infernal guitar playing! GRRRRR!!! I do not want to remember!

That's a pretty lofty goal.

Hey! We should write a song about it! You're good at that, aren't you?

A goal only the likes of I can accomplish.

Well I don't mean to brag, but I will admit I am a fairly decent song writer. Yohohoho! ... NO!!! I am a fiend of darkness!!! I will not return to that pitiful existence!

Well, you know, I've been a god before and I could still write some pretty good music.

Ooh! You know we should write a song about your time as a god sometime. I'm sure it would make an interesting ballad. Yohohoho!

NO!! DAMN YOU!!! CEASE THIS DAMNABLE CHATTER!! BY ALL THAT IS UNHOLY, I SHALL DEVOUR YOUR SOOOUUUULLL!!!!!!!

Oh, we already did! Tulio posted it in his journal, but I suppose it wouldn't hurt to post it here too!

Ah yes, I believe I remember that. Although perhaps you should write another one? I'd imagine that god hood can be a very broad music genre to work with. Yohohoho!

Oh, that's a good idea! I'll have to look into!

And it's good to see you're back to normal!

I... I am back to normal aren't I? Oh what a relief it is, I could almost kiss you out of joy! Yohohoho!

Haha, it IS a relief!

But you can dispense with the kissing; that's...okay. How do you even kiss, come to think of it? You don't even have lips!

Yohohoho, the kissing was just a joke my friend. Actually if I were to kiss somebody it might end up being a slightly toothy kiss. Yohohoho!

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When WILL Brooke be back to normal? XD

Oh... right about now XD

FF I see.

hehehe

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