tapdancinskelly: (Vampire)
tapdancinskelly ([personal profile] tapdancinskelly) wrote2009-08-22 03:28 pm

I feel... darkness calling to me

I feel a bit... strange.  Somehow more alive, and yet somehow more dead...

I thirst...

And not for water, fine wine, or any liquid I know... but for life force... and sentience itself...

... and I am being followed.  Not just by the vile evil that stirs in my heart, but by creatures of the darkness that are akin to me.  They appear to even have... afros.

So be it.  If I am to be chosen to be an agent of darkness then let all creatures of the light know my name and fear it.

I am Brooke the skeletal vampire!  Now, fly my bushy minions!  Fly and seek out panties!!  YOHOHOHOHO!!!!

[ooc: Brooke has become the skeletal vampire from magic cards.  He now possesses the abilities of flight and controlling a horde of evil afro bat minions.  He also has become much, much more evil.  If one bat is killed two shall take it's place, and should any harm befall Brooke it shall instead hurt one of his bats.  (although if they died in that manner they don't double)  I think that covers just about everything.]

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-08-22 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah you look particularly delicious when you are terrified. But yes, I suppose there are more uses for someone as resourceful as yourself other than simply your good looks or tasty flavor. You are quite good at analyzing situations and you have the trust of most of these people. You would be a rather valuable asset when it comes time for me to destroy them. But don't worry, I won't hurt any of your little friends yet, I still may need some of them to deal with larger threats to me.
doubleppk: (Heart)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-08-22 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hn...

I...

You want to destory people?! That seems so.... hum. I will be... useful. As you say.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-08-22 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad that you see that it's rather pointless to fight when I don't really intend to harm you... Not unless it becomes necessary anyways. But you don't need to worry about that as long as you continue to serve me. I shall be sending a contingent of bats to hover around your submarine, see to it that they are exterminated if you would. I simply don't have the energy to kill so many of the little things.
doubleppk: (WHAT?)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-08-23 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'm keeping the sub far far under water now.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-08-23 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Now, now miss Mine, don't think that you can escape me. You may be under water but you can only stay that ways for so long. And when you do come up, I shall be waiting for you. YOHOHOHO!!!
doubleppk: (WHAT?)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-08-23 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
... Is that supposed to be incentive to resurface?

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-08-23 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Only that if you don't you shall have a long and torturous night when you finally do. I see that you do not have enough of a killer instinct in order to destroy my pathetic minions in the way that they need to be destroyed. So I shall have to find another use for you. Unless of course, you'd prefer to feed my dark hunger.

But I do still have a rather important use for you. One that is more... in your line of work.
doubleppk: (machine gun)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-08-23 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! I have a killer instinct! Just not for afro bats! They're cute! And you told them to steal my panties :|

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-08-23 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
Cute? Hardly. They're flying rats with afros and they try to chew out people's eyes. But if I didn't tell them to steal them, then who would?
doubleppk: (bring it on honey)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-08-23 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
They're cute!!

Fine! I'll steal them from you!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-08-23 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome to try, but they are tightly bound to me as I am the only thing that provides their existence. They are essentially slaves to my will and cannot disobey me.

(Private)

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-08-23 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps you would prefer it, if I were to have you spy on the other vampires on your sub. They are the only others I know of that may pose a threat by trying to charm my minions. I need to know how prepared they are in case I needed to wage war against them.
doubleppk: Fujiko in a blue leather catsuit, mostly unzipped (blue jacket)

Re: (Private)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-08-23 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
I can do that!

Re: (Private)

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-08-23 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent, I knew you wouldn't be able to disappoint me. I'm glad we see eye to eye socket. If you do a good enough job I may even decide not to have my bats steal your panties. Though I highly doubt it. Yohohoho!
doubleppk: (flirt)

Re: (Private)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-08-23 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
Can I keep one?

Re: (Private)

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-08-23 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
This whole human affection thing is lost on me. Why in the name of all things unholy would you want a creature that you cannot bend their will to yours is beyond me. However, since you seem so keen on the idea of it, I shall release on of the bats from my service to you. I warn you though he will simply be an ordinary bat after I release him... well other than the afro at least.
doubleppk: Fujiko in a blue leather catsuit, mostly unzipped (blue jacket)

Re: (Private)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-08-23 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow really?! THANKS!