Crocodile Rock

[tapdancinskelly]

It occurred to me that Sir Crocodile likes to make the claim that he had a relationship with Smoker.  And as I thought about it, a plausible scenario sprang to mind. So I’d like to take you back to the teenage years of Smoker and Crocodile, in the spring time of their youth with crocodile’s shichibukai buddies. So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the crocodile rock, sung by how Sir Crocodile and Smoker would have sung it.

I remember when croc was young
Me and Smoker had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
While Smoker drove me crazy with his brand new cologne
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock
While the other fools were rocking round the clock
We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Hit it Smoker,

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

But the years went by and the croc just died
Smoker went and left me for some Pirate guy
Mihawk went crying about his record machine
Doflamingo is the gayest guy I’ve ever seen
But they’ll never kill the thrills we’ve got
Smoking up to the crocodile rock
Learning fast as the weeks went past
We really thought the crocodile rock would last

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Hit it again Smoker

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

I remember when croc was young
Me and Smoker had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
While Smoker drove me crazy with his brand new cologne
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock
While the other fools were rocking round the clock
We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
One more time Smoker!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

Also I would like to have a vote please.  Whoever wants me to actually sing the song must actually vote that they do.  And unless I have 10 votes for me to sing it than I shall be my lazy self and leave it as it is.  Yohohoho!

Also to all who care... I'm no longer a unicorn and I'm back to my charming skeleton self!  Yohohoho!

(OOC: Yeah, you can have your different character acounts vote)
6/10 Votes.

If I sing it, I will be doing impersonations of Smoker and Crocodile while I sing it.  Yohohoho!  So the votes are sort of a reason for letting myself get killed in the event that the seek me out in a seething fury.

Comments

[doubleppk]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

Oh god you are SO dead when Smoker finds this. <3 :D :D

I vote sing it. Oh god yes, please, do sing.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I am already dead. YOHOHOHO!!!

If I do sing it I shall also be doing Smoker and Crocodile impersonations. Yohohoho!

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Hooray you're back to normal!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

It's so nice that you were concerned about my well being my lady. By the way, since you were the one to turn me into a unicorn, will you show me your panties to make up for it? Yohohoho!!

[showmetheface.livejournal.com]

That's--

an interesting song...

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Why hello there my lady, I don't believe I've seen your lovely face before. What is your name my lovely lass? It is indeed an interesting song, made for some very interesting people.

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

I do not understand the song that well...but I would still love to hear you sing it!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Well it is one of those songs that is much more confusing unless you knew the people involved. Perhaps my next song shall be a more general type of song.

Oh we have another vote! Well this might be interesting.

[justicereigns]

[justicereigns]

TAKE THIS DOWN RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

[captain-dame.livejournal.com]

I enjoy your songs, so I vote yes! It would be fun.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Yoho! We have a 4th vote yes! I'm glad you enjoy my songs my dear lad. You look familiar, did you perhaps work at a dougnut shop in the west blue?

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

I think you looked better as a unicorn.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

... thanks.

[yagyuuh.livejournal.com]

That was a very entertaining song.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Why thank you, I do always aim to entertain! Yohohoho!

[kineticjustice.livejournal.com]

You made an interesting unicorn.

And I don't get the song.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I'll take that as a compliment.

There's likely two reasons for that. Number 1: You aren't human. Number 2: You don't know the people in the song all that well.

[lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com]

I don't even know the people you're speaking of, but the lyric is very impressive, Brooke!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Ah, Thank you my lady Taiwan! I just hope I survive the night. Some people can just be such terrible critics. Yohohoho!

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

It would be too much of a shame if they did manage to actually track you down. A genius shot down in his prime...

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

YOHOHOHO!!! That's most likely the best compliment I've had all night! Thank you!

It certainly beats you looked better as a unicorn. v_v

[isahusband.livejournal.com]

Nn.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Yes? Do you like my song?

[xwitchy-womanx.livejournal.com]

...

Crocodile?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

He's an ex-shichibukai which are the government sanctioned pirates. He and Smoker have a complicated relationship.