Crocodile Rock

[tapdancinskelly]

It occurred to me that Sir Crocodile likes to make the claim that he had a relationship with Smoker.  And as I thought about it, a plausible scenario sprang to mind. So I’d like to take you back to the teenage years of Smoker and Crocodile, in the spring time of their youth with crocodile’s shichibukai buddies. So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the crocodile rock, sung by how Sir Crocodile and Smoker would have sung it.

I remember when croc was young
Me and Smoker had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
While Smoker drove me crazy with his brand new cologne
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock
While the other fools were rocking round the clock
We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Hit it Smoker,

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

But the years went by and the croc just died
Smoker went and left me for some Pirate guy
Mihawk went crying about his record machine
Doflamingo is the gayest guy I’ve ever seen
But they’ll never kill the thrills we’ve got
Smoking up to the crocodile rock
Learning fast as the weeks went past
We really thought the crocodile rock would last

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Hit it again Smoker

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

I remember when croc was young
Me and Smoker had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
While Smoker drove me crazy with his brand new cologne
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock
While the other fools were rocking round the clock
We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
One more time Smoker!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

Also I would like to have a vote please.  Whoever wants me to actually sing the song must actually vote that they do.  And unless I have 10 votes for me to sing it than I shall be my lazy self and leave it as it is.  Yohohoho!

Also to all who care... I'm no longer a unicorn and I'm back to my charming skeleton self!  Yohohoho!

(OOC: Yeah, you can have your different character acounts vote)
6/10 Votes.

If I sing it, I will be doing impersonations of Smoker and Crocodile while I sing it.  Yohohoho!  So the votes are sort of a reason for letting myself get killed in the event that the seek me out in a seething fury.

Comments

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

Hm. You're welcome.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I mean why don't you just rip out my intestines with a fork while your at it. I'm sure it would hurt less that your ever so harsh words.

Oh wait... I don't have any intestines. Yohohoho.

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

It was a compliment.

Sort of.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

... HOW?!

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

There was a stated you existed in that I found...tolerable.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

... that's still not a compliment. In fact you had said that I made such an ugly unicorn that I should be sent to a geletin factory. And considering you said I looked better as a unicorn than I do now, how can that be taken as anything BUT an insult.

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

You're right. I did say those things.




Sorry?

1/3

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

...

2/3

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

...

3/3

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Okay I forgive you. Yohohoho!

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

You land on your feet pretty easily.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Well you said sorry. Why shouldn't I forgive you?

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

I was pretty cold. I was expecting crying.

...

....

Can skeletons cry?!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Well... yeah.

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

That's pretty shocking!!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

So is the fact that when I'm zapped by electricity you can't see my bones! That one's literally shocking. Yohohoho!

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

I want to see this for myself.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

... I think I'd rather pass. Electrocution isn't exactly the most fun in the world.

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

Since you have no flesh, wouldn't you just...burst into flame?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Bone isn't that flammable. But it would be hard to see somebody if they burst into flames now wouldn't it?

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

It's my choice exit if I were to become a magician.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Really? I didn't know you had dreams of becoming a magician!

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

Well...you pull rabbits out of hats...

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Oh that's right you have that bunny fetish obsession love. Would you perhaps like a bunny song?

Let's pretend she can't read strikeouts.

[astraystar.livejournal.com]

I'd love one!