Crocodile Rock

[tapdancinskelly]

It occurred to me that Sir Crocodile likes to make the claim that he had a relationship with Smoker.  And as I thought about it, a plausible scenario sprang to mind. So I’d like to take you back to the teenage years of Smoker and Crocodile, in the spring time of their youth with crocodile’s shichibukai buddies. So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the crocodile rock, sung by how Sir Crocodile and Smoker would have sung it.

I remember when croc was young
Me and Smoker had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
While Smoker drove me crazy with his brand new cologne
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock
While the other fools were rocking round the clock
We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Hit it Smoker,

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

But the years went by and the croc just died
Smoker went and left me for some Pirate guy
Mihawk went crying about his record machine
Doflamingo is the gayest guy I’ve ever seen
But they’ll never kill the thrills we’ve got
Smoking up to the crocodile rock
Learning fast as the weeks went past
We really thought the crocodile rock would last

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Hit it again Smoker

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

I remember when croc was young
Me and Smoker had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
While Smoker drove me crazy with his brand new cologne
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock
While the other fools were rocking round the clock
We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
One more time Smoker!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

Also I would like to have a vote please.  Whoever wants me to actually sing the song must actually vote that they do.  And unless I have 10 votes for me to sing it than I shall be my lazy self and leave it as it is.  Yohohoho!

Also to all who care... I'm no longer a unicorn and I'm back to my charming skeleton self!  Yohohoho!

(OOC: Yeah, you can have your different character acounts vote)
6/10 Votes.

If I sing it, I will be doing impersonations of Smoker and Crocodile while I sing it.  Yohohoho!  So the votes are sort of a reason for letting myself get killed in the event that the seek me out in a seething fury.

Comments

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

:O You have never heard me sing?!?! I must find a piece of mine for your this instant!

http://tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com/569.html

Ah the first piece I wrote this year. Kaku had eaten a fruit much like your pears but this one turned him into a child. (OOC: The song I made the day I joined mallowmateys)

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

You have a lovely voice, Brooke. And your songs are wonderful.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Why ... thank you! I don't know what to say. I'm glad to be of assistance my lady Miranda.

ooc: thank you ^_^ <3

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

A 'thank you' is enough. No need to refer to me as 'my lady'.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

But it's only polite to do so! Why if I didn't what would I call you? My mistress Miranda? My darling Miranda? Your Grace Miranda?

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Eh... Just 'Miranda' is fine, Brooke. And even if you want to give me a nickname, that's fine too. As long as it's nothing degrading.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

What?! I would never give you a degrading nickname! You're a friend! I only give degrading nick names to my male friends who want to kill me. Yohohoho!

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Ah! I'm sorry.

As I was saying, you can call me whatever you want. Just please don't embelish it with any formalities.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Who would do that to you?!

But my la-... Miranda, It's what I do! I am a bard after all, I'm rather accustomed to formalities.

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Ah... it's really no problem, Brooke.

Well... if you insist...

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? If this person is bothering you, I could certainly go talk to them for you.

Ah, thank you my lady Miranda. It's much easier for me to talk to you this way, I tend to lose my head a little less this way.

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

I appreciate you're offer, but I can handle him quite well on my own. He's really all bark and no bite.

We wouldn't want you to lose your head now, would we?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Well at least it's not as bad as those who are all bite and no bark. Yohohoho!

Too true! It can take weeks to hunt it down again! Yohohoho!

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Very true, very true~

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Would you allow me to be frank my lady Miranda? What is your story? I sort of know you but at the same time I don't know you.

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Eh... what story? What do you want to know?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Well for instance, I'm a bard as you can tell by my boasts about it and my songs, but I don't know what your proffesion is.

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Well...on the Haruhi I serve as the ship's seamstress. But back home I'm more like... a specialized soldier.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Ah yes I remember you mentioning that you knit. Specialized soldier? What did you specialize at?

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Well... I'm an Exorcist. I exorcise demons, so to speak.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

... you're not going to exorcise me are you?!?!

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Do you plan to kill and eat humans just so you can get stronger and kill more humans?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Of course not! I only eat humans to become a more amusing bard. Yohohoho!

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

In that case, then no, I can't exorcise you.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Oh good. I don't like being exorcised. I've already lost more pounds than I can afford. Skull Joke! Yohohoho!