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tapdancinskelly ([personal profile] tapdancinskelly) wrote2009-07-13 06:06 pm

Crocodile Rock

It occurred to me that Sir Crocodile likes to make the claim that he had a relationship with Smoker.  And as I thought about it, a plausible scenario sprang to mind. So I’d like to take you back to the teenage years of Smoker and Crocodile, in the spring time of their youth with crocodile’s shichibukai buddies. So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the crocodile rock, sung by how Sir Crocodile and Smoker would have sung it.

I remember when croc was young
Me and Smoker had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
While Smoker drove me crazy with his brand new cologne
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock
While the other fools were rocking round the clock
We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Hit it Smoker,

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

But the years went by and the croc just died
Smoker went and left me for some Pirate guy
Mihawk went crying about his record machine
Doflamingo is the gayest guy I’ve ever seen
But they’ll never kill the thrills we’ve got
Smoking up to the crocodile rock
Learning fast as the weeks went past
We really thought the crocodile rock would last

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Hit it again Smoker

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

I remember when croc was young
Me and Smoker had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
While Smoker drove me crazy with his brand new cologne
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock
While the other fools were rocking round the clock
We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
One more time Smoker!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!


Also I would like to have a vote please.  Whoever wants me to actually sing the song must actually vote that they do.  And unless I have 10 votes for me to sing it than I shall be my lazy self and leave it as it is.  Yohohoho!

Also to all who care... I'm no longer a unicorn and I'm back to my charming skeleton self!  Yohohoho!

(OOC: Yeah, you can have your different character acounts vote)
6/10 Votes.

If I sing it, I will be doing impersonations of Smoker and Crocodile while I sing it.  Yohohoho!  So the votes are sort of a reason for letting myself get killed in the event that the seek me out in a seething fury.

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Well... I'm an Exorcist. I exorcise demons, so to speak.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
... you're not going to exorcise me are you?!?!

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Do you plan to kill and eat humans just so you can get stronger and kill more humans?

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not! I only eat humans to become a more amusing bard. Yohohoho!

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
In that case, then no, I can't exorcise you.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh good. I don't like being exorcised. I've already lost more pounds than I can afford. Skull Joke! Yohohoho!

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Aha, that was a good one, Brooke.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Why thank you, I do try to be amusing now and then. So what kind of demons do you tend to come across? Did they tend to disguise themselves as humans? Were they like half goat men with bat wings? Were they just terrible looking monsters? Were they singing dancing skeletons with afros?

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
They almost always disguise themselves as humans. I don't know of an akuma dumb enough to go around in it's true form. They can look like just about anything, though I have yet to see a singing dancing afro-d skeleton one.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be surprised the amount of times people tried to exorcise me and mistook me for a demon.

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
I can imagine. It's not everyday one sees a skeleton with an afro.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
That's okay, most of the time the people who did originally try to exorcise me become rather good friends. Like my crew! Yohohoho!