tapdancinskelly | Crocodile Rock

It occurred to me that Sir Crocodile likes to make the claim that he had a relationship with Smoker. And as I thought about it, a plausible scenario sprang to mind. So I’d like to take you back to the teenage years of Smoker and Crocodile, in the spring time of their youth with crocodile’s shichibukai buddies. So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the crocodile rock, sung by how Sir Crocodile and Smoker would have sung it.

I remember when croc was young
Me and Smoker had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
While Smoker drove me crazy with his brand new cologne
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock
While the other fools were rocking round the clock
We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Hit it Smoker,

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

But the years went by and the croc just died
Smoker went and left me for some Pirate guy
Mihawk went crying about his record machine
Doflamingo is the gayest guy I’ve ever seen
But they’ll never kill the thrills we’ve got
Smoking up to the crocodile rock
Learning fast as the weeks went past
We really thought the crocodile rock would last

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Hit it again Smoker

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

Also I would like to have a vote please. Whoever wants me to actually sing the song must actually vote that they do. And unless I have 10 votes for me to sing it than I shall be my lazy self and leave it as it is. Yohohoho!

Also to all who care... I'm no longer a unicorn and I'm back to my charming skeleton self! Yohohoho!

(OOC: Yeah, you can have your different character acounts vote)
6/10 Votes.

If I sing it, I will be doing impersonations of Smoker and Crocodile while I sing it. Yohohoho! So the votes are sort of a reason for letting myself get killed in the event that the seek me out in a seething fury.

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I'll take that as a compliment.

There's likely two reasons for that. Number 1: You aren't human. Number 2: You don't know the people in the song all that well.

It is a compliment.

What does not being human have to do with it? And I know Smoker.

Oh, well thank you then! Yohohoho!

Well, sometimes I've found that humans can be rather confusing at times to other species, especially dead ones. Well as far as Smoker goes... well it's more of a song meant for Crocodile. You see Crocodile kept talking about how he and Smoker were lovers, so this song is about the two of them... in their days of youth.

...Welcome.

Lovers?

Don't listen to him. He's a moron.

But he said that you and whoever this Crocodile is were lovers. I may be young ~~and a hedgehog~~ but I know what that word means.

Indeed, it was in the spring time in their youth.

Is there something on my face?

No. I'm just... surprised.

They do have a rather surprising history don't they.

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

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Silver. Don't listen to him. He does NOT know what he's talking about. I've done a lot of things in my past, this isn't one of them. Not because I want to talk about it, it simply isn't a part of my past. Got it?

So he's telling a lie?

...That's a strange thing to make up a lie about.

Tsk. He just doesn't know the details or any of it and as such shouldn't even be talking about it, much less writing a song about it and sharing it with the whole world!