tapdancinskelly: (spooky tea)
tapdancinskelly ([personal profile] tapdancinskelly) wrote2009-11-16 01:26 pm

The Boredom Song

As I sit here drinking my tea after visiting an island with my Straw Hat companions, I find that I have become incredibly bored. Naturally I could do the typical thing like chores around the ship, but I really had my heart set on doing my job as the Bard, and writing a new song for everyone to sing. Of course then I ran into the dreaded problem of all creative geniuses... writers block. Sitting there in front of that blank piece of paper for hours not able to think of where to start, what to start, or how to start it, I was slowly losing my mind. Then it hit me like a bolt of lightening. Why not write about how very bored I truly feel right now? So without further ado, I give you my one and only Boredom song.

Let’s all sing the Boredom song!

I am BORED!

Oh I am bored, so boring, soaring, bored,
I wish I could fall on to my sword,
The boredom is closing in,
I’m so bored it could be a sin,

I am BORED!

When I don’t know what to do,
I start chewing on me or you,
I bash my head against the wall,
But that is certainly not all!

I am BORED!

There’s so much time and nothing to do,
Except for singing a boredom song for me and my crew,
So let’s sing and dance all around the ship
Before boredom makes my poor brain rip!

I am BORED!

Oh I am bored, so boring, soaring, bored,
I wish I could fall on to my sword,
The boredom is closing in,
I’m so bored it could be a sin,

I am BORED!

Bored, bored, bored, bored,
Bored, bored, bored, bored,
Bored, bored, bored, bored,

YES I AM BOOOOOOOOOORED!!!!


Wasn't that fun everyone? Now that I've expressed my feelings about this in song (lyrics), let me ask you, what do you do when you have writers block and have become so very bored? And lastly, since I'm having so much trouble whipping my creative muse back into shape, I will now accept requests for songs! Comical, romantic, tragic, beautiful, scary, exciting, rock and roll, the works! The more requests I have the more songs I can think about producing!

[identity profile] littlistsenpai.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Ya know what I do when I get bored?

[identity profile] garotamalandro.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
... so... are you really a skeleton?
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[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Why yes my dear lady! I am in fact a skeleton. Please do not be alarmed, I'm a friendly skeleton! A bard, and gentlemen too. Truly my lady if there is any skeleton in this world you can trust it is I... By the way my dear lass, may I please see your panties? Yohohoho!

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[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
It's been a while.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, my creative muse has been being very stubborn lately.

[identity profile] history-pirate.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
What did you expect, after hiding in a cupboard for days hoping to scare someone?

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... I don't write, so I don't really suffer from writer's block...

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? You don't write anything? Well what about the lack of good conversation to talk about?

And how about a song for you, no? One to perhaps appeal to the beauty of your heart? Yohohoho!
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-11-16 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Interesting as always Mr. Bard.

How does the tune go?

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Well it's a bit more of a quick paced song. Slightly reminiscent of that old "rhyming song". But the tune isn't quite the same. Does that in anyway help?

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[identity profile] millennium-wish.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehehee~ You can sing!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Why yes my little friend, I can! Would you like to sing with me some time?

[identity profile] kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
The song is too loud.

The lyrics are dumb.

D-. At best.

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[identity profile] legosrus.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
The lyrics are great. Needs more legos.

B+!

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[identity profile] legosrus.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Are you really a skeleton?

[identity profile] legosrus.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
That's kind of crazy!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Why yes, good sir. I am indeed a skeleton. That's what happens when your mind drifts off so far that you can't find your body again before it's too late. Yohohoho!

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[identity profile] edes-virag.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, well I hope the song kept you unbored for a little bit.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
But not nearly as much as seeing your smiling face! Have we spoken before my lady?

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[identity profile] strayswordsman.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Well if you're that bored, we could always have a little spar.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well that would certainly be interesting. I don't think the two of us have ever sparred before. Do you think it shall be entirely even? Yohohoho!

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I always burn things when I'm bored.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ah yes, the eternal pyro. Yohohoho! Of course whenever I use any sort of flames I get confused for a demon.

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[identity profile] 115-paradise.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Wow! A talking Skeleton!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Wow! A really pretty girl!

Oh, pardon my manners my lady I suppose I should properly introduce myself! I am Brooke the bard, it's a pleasure to meet you.

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[identity profile] nyanyameatbuns.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Mew! I am bored, with nothing to do!
I'm really reeeeaal bored! How about you!
Nyaaa The time's going slow I need a quick snack
Hold on Mr. Bone-man! I'll be right back!!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
What a lovely little addition! I didn't know you write lyrics too Taokaka my dear!

♪~When the boredom get's too boring,
I fall to sleep in a fit of snoring,
So come along my cute little friend,
Won't you help make my boredom end?~♪

Yohohoho!

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[identity profile] zenigata-icpo.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Well when I get bored, I--

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That's a very strange way to get ridd of boredom. Does it work?

[identity profile] sandayumomochi.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
You! - Whatever you are!

I have heard that you are willing take on any task; if there is more to you than inane bullshit, then let us talk business.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Pardon?

Yes good... whatever you are! I am indeed willing to take on... many tasks. What was it you needed?

^_^

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