The Boredom Song

[tapdancinskelly]

As I sit here drinking my tea after visiting an island with my Straw Hat companions, I find that I have become incredibly bored. Naturally I could do the typical thing like chores around the ship, but I really had my heart set on doing my job as the Bard, and writing a new song for everyone to sing. Of course then I ran into the dreaded problem of all creative geniuses... writers block. Sitting there in front of that blank piece of paper for hours not able to think of where to start, what to start, or how to start it, I was slowly losing my mind. Then it hit me like a bolt of lightening. Why not write about how very bored I truly feel right now? So without further ado, I give you my one and only Boredom song.

Let’s all sing the Boredom song!

I am BORED!

Oh I am bored, so boring, soaring, bored,
I wish I could fall on to my sword,
The boredom is closing in,
I’m so bored it could be a sin,

I am BORED!

When I don’t know what to do,
I start chewing on me or you,
I bash my head against the wall,
But that is certainly not all!

I am BORED!

There’s so much time and nothing to do,
Except for singing a boredom song for me and my crew,
So let’s sing and dance all around the ship
Before boredom makes my poor brain rip!

I am BORED!

Oh I am bored, so boring, soaring, bored,
I wish I could fall on to my sword,
The boredom is closing in,
I’m so bored it could be a sin,

I am BORED!

Bored, bored, bored, bored,
Bored, bored, bored, bored,
Bored, bored, bored, bored,

YES I AM BOOOOOOOOOORED!!!!

Wasn't that fun everyone? Now that I've expressed my feelings about this in song (lyrics), let me ask you, what do you do when you have writers block and have become so very bored? And lastly, since I'm having so much trouble whipping my creative muse back into shape, I will now accept requests for songs! Comical, romantic, tragic, beautiful, scary, exciting, rock and roll, the works! The more requests I have the more songs I can think about producing!

Comments

[littlistsenpai.livejournal.com]

Ya know what I do when I get bored?

[littlistsenpai.livejournal.com]

I eat CAKE~!!

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

... so... are you really a skeleton?

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

It's been a while.

[history-pirate.livejournal.com]

What did you expect, after hiding in a cupboard for days hoping to scare someone?

[lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com]

I love cake!

[littlistsenpai.livejournal.com]

Me too! What kind of cake do you like?!

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Well... I don't write, so I don't really suffer from writer's block...

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

That... that's so cute!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Why yes my dear lady! I am in fact a skeleton. Please do not be alarmed, I'm a friendly skeleton! A bard, and gentlemen too. Truly my lady if there is any skeleton in this world you can trust it is I... By the way my dear lass, may I please see your panties? Yohohoho!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Yes, my creative muse has been being very stubborn lately.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

... Someone to find me?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Really? You don't write anything? Well what about the lack of good conversation to talk about?

And how about a song for you, no? One to perhaps appeal to the beauty of your heart? Yohohoho!

ooc: her clothes are revealing enough for that anyway XD

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

why the fuck you wanna see my panties for?

[history-pirate.livejournal.com]

You're lucky you're all bones. If Luffy-san had found you, he would have eaten most of you before realizing something wasn't quite right.

>_> Brooke is just a weirdo like that

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Curiosity?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Yohohoho! As funny as ever Lady Robin...

...

You are joking right?

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

I can show you my bra.

[history-pirate.livejournal.com]

Was that my joking icon?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Maybe you were trying something new!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Umm... thank you very much miss!

...

May I please have your name my lady?

ooc: she is on Thousand Sunny btw XD

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

Michiko Malandro.

[history-pirate.livejournal.com]

Hm. Do you mean to imply that my personality needs a makeover?

[doubleppk]

Interesting as always Mr. Bard.

How does the tune go?

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]