tapdancinskelly | The Boredom Song

As I sit here drinking my tea after visiting an island with my Straw Hat companions, I find that I have become incredibly bored. Naturally I could do the typical thing like chores around the ship, but I really had my heart set on doing my job as the Bard, and writing a new song for everyone to sing. Of course then I ran into the dreaded problem of all creative geniuses... writers block. Sitting there in front of that blank piece of paper for hours not able to think of where to start, what to start, or how to start it, I was slowly losing my mind. Then it hit me like a bolt of lightening. Why not write about how very bored I truly feel right now? So without further ado, I give you my one and only Boredom song.

Let’s all sing the Boredom song!

I am BORED!

Oh I am bored, so boring, soaring, bored,
I wish I could fall on to my sword,
The boredom is closing in,
I’m so bored it could be a sin,

I am BORED!

When I don’t know what to do,
I start chewing on me or you,
I bash my head against the wall,
But that is certainly not all!

I am BORED!

There’s so much time and nothing to do,
Except for singing a boredom song for me and my crew,
So let’s sing and dance all around the ship
Before boredom makes my poor brain rip!

I am BORED!

Oh I am bored, so boring, soaring, bored,
I wish I could fall on to my sword,
The boredom is closing in,
I’m so bored it could be a sin,

I am BORED!

Bored, bored, bored, bored,
Bored, bored, bored, bored,
Bored, bored, bored, bored,

YES I AM BOOOOOOOOOORED!!!!

Wasn't that fun everyone? Now that I've expressed my feelings about this in song (lyrics), let me ask you, what do you do when you have writers block and have become so very bored? And lastly, since I'm having so much trouble whipping my creative muse back into shape, I will now accept requests for songs! Comical, romantic, tragic, beautiful, scary, exciting, rock and roll, the works! The more requests I have the more songs I can think about producing!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I am? ... Oh. Well that certainly explains a lot. Yohohoho!

But I suppose I shouldn't be rude now just because you were screaming at the very sight of me. Yohohoho! Allow me to introduce myself good sir. I am Brooke the bard and it is a pleasure to meet you! Have you been on the Grand Line long?

J-J-Just a few d-days...

I-Inspector Zenigata... I-I'm from ICPO.~~how the hell do you talk??~~

Well then welcome to the greatest pirate grave yard on the face of the planet! I'm living dead proof! Yohohoho!

ICPO? What does that stand for Inspector Zenigata? Or do you prefer Inspector, or Zenigata, or Zenny? I heard my crew once found a Zenny with a whole bunch of goats that he used as his pirate crew. Yohohoho!

~~Oh... just your run of the mill cursed fruit.~~

I-International Criminal P-Police Organization... W-We're also called INTERPOL. And j-just Zenigata is fine...

Well then Zenigata, you said you are with an police organization correct? Does that mean you are in a branch of the Marines? For that matter, does that mean you intend to arrest me at some point? I was rather hoping you'd be willing to join me for a cup of tea sometime.

I-I just joined the m-marines...

Wait, you're a pirate?~~you seem more like a pirate emblem...~~

Well then, happy birthday! ... no wait... that's not quite it, is it?
(http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a389/MooseChangerPat/?action=view&current=OnePieceWanted-Brook.jpg)

But yes, I am indeed a pirate.

~~I'll take that as a compliment.~~

Thanks...?

... Is that you?~~well you've got the afro... and the teeth~~

The Boredom Song

OOC: It can always get weirder with Brooke XD

OOC: This is true XDD Brooke is an odd duck

OOC: Oooh, an odd duck aye? I think I'm beginning to like you. Yohohoho!

OOC: XDD yays

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