The Boredom Song

[tapdancinskelly]

As I sit here drinking my tea after visiting an island with my Straw Hat companions, I find that I have become incredibly bored. Naturally I could do the typical thing like chores around the ship, but I really had my heart set on doing my job as the Bard, and writing a new song for everyone to sing. Of course then I ran into the dreaded problem of all creative geniuses... writers block. Sitting there in front of that blank piece of paper for hours not able to think of where to start, what to start, or how to start it, I was slowly losing my mind. Then it hit me like a bolt of lightening. Why not write about how very bored I truly feel right now? So without further ado, I give you my one and only Boredom song.

Let’s all sing the Boredom song!

I am BORED!

Oh I am bored, so boring, soaring, bored,
I wish I could fall on to my sword,
The boredom is closing in,
I’m so bored it could be a sin,

I am BORED!

When I don’t know what to do,
I start chewing on me or you,
I bash my head against the wall,
But that is certainly not all!

I am BORED!

There’s so much time and nothing to do,
Except for singing a boredom song for me and my crew,
So let’s sing and dance all around the ship
Before boredom makes my poor brain rip!

I am BORED!

Oh I am bored, so boring, soaring, bored,
I wish I could fall on to my sword,
The boredom is closing in,
I’m so bored it could be a sin,

I am BORED!

Bored, bored, bored, bored,
Bored, bored, bored, bored,
Bored, bored, bored, bored,

YES I AM BOOOOOOOOOORED!!!!

Wasn't that fun everyone? Now that I've expressed my feelings about this in song (lyrics), let me ask you, what do you do when you have writers block and have become so very bored? And lastly, since I'm having so much trouble whipping my creative muse back into shape, I will now accept requests for songs! Comical, romantic, tragic, beautiful, scary, exciting, rock and roll, the works! The more requests I have the more songs I can think about producing!

Comments

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

I told you, I don't have money.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Oh... right... so sorry my lady, old habits die hard. Yohohoho!

Simply I don't need your money because a smile from you is all I need to brighten my day.

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

Right.
So charming, Skeleton.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

So from what I hear my lady, you are currently with us Straw Hat Pirates on the Thousand Sunny, is that correct? Would you perhaps be willing to answer a little question I have?

If you were suddenly transported to the sun because of an evil scheme devised by an evil Russian chicken and asked to take off your clothes and make love to the burning flames and then recite the presidents in alphabetical order by their middle name while juggling 11 midgets holding soda cans between your two front teeth that will be operated on by 86 evil Czechoslovakian dentists named Farkus who got their degrees studying the taste buds of Tom Selleck at a college named after some guy who wasted away his life by eating pork grinds naked in his mom's basement while searching for pictures of Kirsten Dunst to use for purposes that cannot be explained by the 1972 Junior High class of some school that no one cares about in Eastern Idaho where woodland creatures choose to spend their lives trying to recreate some bad 1940's soap opera instead of frolicking happily in the woods, would you prefer chocolate ice cream or vanilla?

1/?

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

2/?

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

Uh...

3/5

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

Tom Selleck...?

4/5

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

...Maybe...

5/5

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

... Vanilla?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

How interesting! I must write this down!

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

Who the fuck is Tom Selleck?!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I haven't the foggiest Idea.

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

Then why the hell you asked about him?!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I didn't ask about him. I merely stated that the Czechoslovakian dentists named Farkus got their degrees studying his taste buds.

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

And why the hell you care about this Farkus?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

How often do you get the chance to meet 86 evil Czechoslovakian dentists and every single one of them being named Farkus!?!?

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

The fuck I know, I never met them. Doesn't make them any important.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Yes, but the fact that they are all named Farkus does seem rather noteworthy. Yohohoho!

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

it sounds like "Fart". I'd hate to have a name like that.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Quite frankly, I'd hate to see a drop dead gorgeous lady like yourself wind up with a name like Farkus too.

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

I'd change my name if that happened.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Reasonably s-... you know, you have very nice boobs legs skimpy clothes... Icons miss Malandro.

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

Hm?

Ah well, yeah, I like 'em too.