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tapdancinskelly) wrote2009-07-13 06:06 pm
Crocodile Rock
It occurred to me that Sir Crocodile likes to make the claim that he had a relationship with Smoker. And as I thought about it, a plausible scenario sprang to mind. So I’d like to take you back to the teenage years of Smoker and Crocodile, in the spring time of their youth with crocodile’s shichibukai buddies. So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the crocodile rock, sung by how Sir Crocodile and Smoker would have sung it.
I remember when croc was young
Me and Smoker had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
While Smoker drove me crazy with his brand new cologne
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock
While the other fools were rocking round the clock
We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock
Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Hit it Smoker,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!
But the years went by and the croc just died
Smoker went and left me for some Pirate guy
Mihawk went crying about his record machine
Doflamingo is the gayest guy I’ve ever seen
But they’ll never kill the thrills we’ve got
Smoking up to the crocodile rock
Learning fast as the weeks went past
We really thought the crocodile rock would last
Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Hit it again Smoker
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!
I remember when croc was young
Me and Smoker had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
While Smoker drove me crazy with his brand new cologne
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock
While the other fools were rocking round the clock
We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock
Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
One more time Smoker!
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!
Also I would like to have a vote please. Whoever wants me to actually sing the song must actually vote that they do. And unless I have 10 votes for me to sing it than I shall be my lazy self and leave it as it is. Yohohoho!
Also to all who care... I'm no longer a unicorn and I'm back to my charming skeleton self! Yohohoho!
(OOC: Yeah, you can have your different character acounts vote)
6/10 Votes.
If I sing it, I will be doing impersonations of Smoker and Crocodile while I sing it. Yohohoho! So the votes are sort of a reason for letting myself get killed in the event that the seek me out in a seething fury.
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No trouble at all my diminutive musician friend. Yohohoho!
[Thanks! We do have a decently large community. (surprisingly not as outraged as Smoker is by this song... then again maybe not so surprisingly XD)]
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Er, why did they declare war?
[ooc: Welcome. :) That makes it more fun. (Haha poor Smoker. Lucci at least got distracted by Luffy.)]
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[ooc: That it does, there's some really great people here too. By the way, which zelda game is Makar from? I'm afraid I don't remember him. (Aye. The funny part is that the mun who plays Smoker thinks it's one of the funniest things I've ever written. Also Lucci is part of the crew so had his reasons not to kill Brooke >_>)]
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[ooc: Oh! He's from Wind Waker. (Well it is funny. xD Smoker just doesn't understand! And I think it is extremely hilarious that Lucci is apart of Luffy's crew.)]
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[ooc: ohhh that explains it then! I only have Oracle of Ages, Oracle of Seasons, and Twilight Princess. I assumed he was from the latter. (Smoker is mostly just horrified. That and the fact that Kaku and Lucci are married :D )]
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[ooc: Yeah, the cel-shaded cartoony one. I remember the Oracle games. *_* Also, I would've applied as Ooccoo but I liked Makar better. :P (......Seriously? xDD)]
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[ooc: Ah yes, I remember seeing stuff from wind raker in brawl. The oracle games were a lot of fun, I especially liked oracle of seasons. Actually I'm kind of glad you chose Makar because Brooke was feeling sad without a fellow musician to talk to. Also I find Ooccoo rather creepy looking >_>. (Aye, that they are)]
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[ooc: I liked Seasons better, too. I loved the Subrosians. xD Awh, and now Austria is here too! Yeah, Ooccoo is kind of freakish. (That's...that's weird. But funny.)]
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[I particularly liked some of the really neat items like the roc's cape and the lvl 2 boomarang. Although half the time I'm so sucky I need a guide >_>. Brooke may have to start singing some sound of music songs with Austria <_<. (They are a slightly weird bunch we have here. Not to mention that Zoro and Sanji are married to. But what can you expect from a pack of fangirls? Yohohoho!)]
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[ooc: Roc's cape was my favorite. But I liked the staff, it was really creative. Haha walkthroughs are my best friends too. Brooke and Austria doing Edelweiss would be awesome. *_* (xD Heyy, not all fangirls like yaoi.)]
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[how can one not like the roc's cape? It's so badass *_*. Interestingly, I don't think most Austrians even know what edelweiss is >_>. (... is that even possible? o_O)
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[ooc: This is so very true. But being one level up from a feather wouldn't seem very badass. ...Does logic even apply to RPing? (Indeed it is. I am a fangirl and I do not like yaoi. :P )]
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[Well I don't know, consider the fact that it's from a Roc so it must be a really BIG feather. Maybe he sort of rides on top of it over the small holes he jumps? ... You got a fair point there! (Wow. You must be like the diamond in the rough or something. Yohohoho!)]
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[ooc: ...Good point. Like a magic carpet? (xD;; Um...thanks? Haha. I am kind of the only one, aren't I? .___.)]
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[ooc: Yeah! Kind of like that! ... or maybe he uses it like a giant fan and pushes himself into the air? (... quite possibly -_- )
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Thank you so much, Brooke!!
[ooc: You've made him so happy. xD Doesn't Link do a somersault when he uses it?]
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(ooc: Aww that's so cute. I wonder what Austria will think? :P Hmm... if I were any good at drawing I'd try to explain it better. But I'm going to let it drop, too complicated >_> )
(ooc: My idea of Drawing) (http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a389/MooseChangerPat/LittleMutantFufu.jpg)
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Are there many other musicians here as well?
[ooc: Maybe they can lead together? Haha I think I get what you mean, in any case
...That's cute and mildly scary at the same time. Mmm mice heads.]
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(ooc: Eh, Brooke knows Makar better anyways. Yeah... cute and mildly scary was what I was going for. But in the end I think it became a little too creepy. o_O)
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[ooc: Well he's not complaining. xD It's...a mix of the three, then. I liked the three ears. Ears?]
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(ooc: Well the entire little mutant fufu story was actually my sister's idea [Fujiko mun] that she had come up with in high school I think. I just thought it would make an interesting picture book. Although she used to do hand mostions for emphasis on the story, using three fingers for the bunny's ears instead of two.)
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[ooc: Haha I see, I see. That would make a very interesting children's book. xDD]