tapdancinskelly: (Piano Keys)
tapdancinskelly ([personal profile] tapdancinskelly) wrote2009-07-13 06:06 pm

Crocodile Rock

It occurred to me that Sir Crocodile likes to make the claim that he had a relationship with Smoker.  And as I thought about it, a plausible scenario sprang to mind. So I’d like to take you back to the teenage years of Smoker and Crocodile, in the spring time of their youth with crocodile’s shichibukai buddies. So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the crocodile rock, sung by how Sir Crocodile and Smoker would have sung it.

I remember when croc was young
Me and Smoker had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
While Smoker drove me crazy with his brand new cologne
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock
While the other fools were rocking round the clock
We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Hit it Smoker,

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

But the years went by and the croc just died
Smoker went and left me for some Pirate guy
Mihawk went crying about his record machine
Doflamingo is the gayest guy I’ve ever seen
But they’ll never kill the thrills we’ve got
Smoking up to the crocodile rock
Learning fast as the weeks went past
We really thought the crocodile rock would last

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Hit it again Smoker

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

I remember when croc was young
Me and Smoker had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
While Smoker drove me crazy with his brand new cologne
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock
While the other fools were rocking round the clock
We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
One more time Smoker!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!


Also I would like to have a vote please.  Whoever wants me to actually sing the song must actually vote that they do.  And unless I have 10 votes for me to sing it than I shall be my lazy self and leave it as it is.  Yohohoho!

Also to all who care... I'm no longer a unicorn and I'm back to my charming skeleton self!  Yohohoho!

(OOC: Yeah, you can have your different character acounts vote)
6/10 Votes.

If I sing it, I will be doing impersonations of Smoker and Crocodile while I sing it.  Yohohoho!  So the votes are sort of a reason for letting myself get killed in the event that the seek me out in a seething fury.

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
One needs to have the proper attitude toward the arts, Smoker.
justicereigns: (arms across chest)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2009-07-14 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
This isn't art, it's bullshit.
justicereigns: (Fury)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2009-07-14 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
AND POSTING THIS ATROCITY ISN'T?!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It's all for the sake of music!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Angry people get so sanctimonious, telling us what to do.
justicereigns: (Smoker - Justice)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2009-07-15 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
I AM NOT A PHONY!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
... I didn't call you that! ... yet
justicereigns: (Smoker - You Idiot)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2009-07-15 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
That's how the song goes. And I'm not going to sink to your level. I'm angry in my own right god damn it.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't be so grumpy! Come on be happy! How To Be Happy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YAzAu3Ut6c)

Yohohoho!
justicereigns: (Smoker - WTF?)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2009-07-15 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
I really hate you.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Deep down there... REALLY deep down... under all that hate, loathing, and your want to kill me, you know you find me amusing.
justicereigns: (Smoker - You Idiot)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2009-07-15 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
No. Really deep down I mostly just want to kill you.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Somewhere in there, you've got a brilliant sense of humor... It will just take me time to figure out the way to bring it out. Yohohoho!
justicereigns: (Smoker - Not amused)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2009-07-15 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
I might have a sense of humor but it doesn't involve jokes about a suppose affair with that reptile.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
It never actually said that now did it? When I had made it I had implied that you had chased him around as a pirate but he took it for something more. If you'll look more closely, when he's say you left him for some pirate guy, he called him a pirate guy because he became a pirate lord so you could no longer chase him. So he missed you. I never said it was a mutual relationship ANYWHERE in that song. So excuse me Mr. Critique.

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what they said about the shark. ()

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
This (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Physical_Impossibility_of_Death_in_the_Mind_of_Someone_Living) one.
justicereigns: (arms across chest)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2009-07-15 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure that counts as art either.

Art is in the eye of the beholder I guess but this son hardly qualifies.