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tapdancinskelly ([personal profile] tapdancinskelly) wrote2009-07-13 06:06 pm

Crocodile Rock

It occurred to me that Sir Crocodile likes to make the claim that he had a relationship with Smoker.  And as I thought about it, a plausible scenario sprang to mind. So I’d like to take you back to the teenage years of Smoker and Crocodile, in the spring time of their youth with crocodile’s shichibukai buddies. So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the crocodile rock, sung by how Sir Crocodile and Smoker would have sung it.

I remember when croc was young
Me and Smoker had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
While Smoker drove me crazy with his brand new cologne
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock
While the other fools were rocking round the clock
We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Hit it Smoker,

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

But the years went by and the croc just died
Smoker went and left me for some Pirate guy
Mihawk went crying about his record machine
Doflamingo is the gayest guy I’ve ever seen
But they’ll never kill the thrills we’ve got
Smoking up to the crocodile rock
Learning fast as the weeks went past
We really thought the crocodile rock would last

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Hit it again Smoker

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

I remember when croc was young
Me and Smoker had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
While Smoker drove me crazy with his brand new cologne
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock
While the other fools were rocking round the clock
We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
One more time Smoker!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!


Also I would like to have a vote please.  Whoever wants me to actually sing the song must actually vote that they do.  And unless I have 10 votes for me to sing it than I shall be my lazy self and leave it as it is.  Yohohoho!

Also to all who care... I'm no longer a unicorn and I'm back to my charming skeleton self!  Yohohoho!

(OOC: Yeah, you can have your different character acounts vote)
6/10 Votes.

If I sing it, I will be doing impersonations of Smoker and Crocodile while I sing it.  Yohohoho!  So the votes are sort of a reason for letting myself get killed in the event that the seek me out in a seething fury.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh just a few people that the song was about. At least I have not met Doflamingo personally so that's one less person who'd want to kill me. Yohohoho!

[identity profile] lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh...well, good luck with that. I hope you'll be okay!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure I will be fine. I've survived worse. Like death, death wasn't all that fun either. Yohohoho!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Strange multi colered fruit.

[identity profile] lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
What qualifies as a strange fruit...? Because I know some people find:

wax apple
Image

durian
Image


...really strange, but I eat them all the time...

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No, they look a little more like this.

Image (http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a389/MooseChangerPat/?action=view&current=DevilFruit.jpg)

Not quite since the one I ate was the on of a kind bring you back from the dead fruit, but similar.

[identity profile] lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
That really does qualify as strange. It has swirls...

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
True, true. But I must admit, your fruit looked rather tricky to eat as well.

[identity profile] lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
The first one isn't so bad, but the second is...not to everyone's taste. ^_^

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? That's odd... I thought the second one looked somewhat tastier... of course that's what I thought about the fruit that brought me back to life and it tasted terrible. Yohohoho!

[identity profile] lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Well, the second one has an...interesting smell. Some people would say a stench. But it tastes delicious.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Really? That is a slightly peculiar fruit then. Most of the time the smell of the fruit is almost the same to the taste since the taste and smell senses are so closely connected.

[identity profile] lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
A lot of people are very confused by this fruit.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
It makes me wonder if it starts to smell different while you are tasting it. If I were a cook I'd most likely find this a thousand times more interesting, but alas, I am a bard and only know a little bit about cooking and the human anatomy.

(ooc: I'm a cook, and I seriously wonder how interesting it might be to try to serve this thing into a dish)

[identity profile] lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't. :P But it tastes so good most people try to forget. Maybe if I find some here you can try it...

...can you taste things though?

[[ooc: Seriously this is a polarizing fruit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian). Some people adore it and some people think it's disgusting. It's banned on just about every public transportation in Asia, XD.]]

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well that would certainly be interesting. Perhaps it's the shell/peel type thing that's the really disgusting smelling part? It's rather kind of you to offer My lady Taiwan.

I can also poo.

((Banned on most public transportation in Asia?! Now that's funny! XD. Can the smell really be that bad?))

[identity profile] lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I'm definitely sure it's the fruit. But I think it would be interesting for people to try it. ^_^

O-oh.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What a curious little fruit. I wonder if it grows on the Grand Line? It would explain some of the strangeness of it.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose we shall just have to keep our eyes open then now won't we Oh wait... I don't have any eyes. Skull Joke! Yohohoho!