Crocodile Rock

[tapdancinskelly]

It occurred to me that Sir Crocodile likes to make the claim that he had a relationship with Smoker.  And as I thought about it, a plausible scenario sprang to mind. So I’d like to take you back to the teenage years of Smoker and Crocodile, in the spring time of their youth with crocodile’s shichibukai buddies. So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the crocodile rock, sung by how Sir Crocodile and Smoker would have sung it.

I remember when croc was young
Me and Smoker had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
While Smoker drove me crazy with his brand new cologne
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock
While the other fools were rocking round the clock
We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Hit it Smoker,

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

But the years went by and the croc just died
Smoker went and left me for some Pirate guy
Mihawk went crying about his record machine
Doflamingo is the gayest guy I’ve ever seen
But they’ll never kill the thrills we’ve got
Smoking up to the crocodile rock
Learning fast as the weeks went past
We really thought the crocodile rock would last

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Hit it again Smoker

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

I remember when croc was young
Me and Smoker had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
While Smoker drove me crazy with his brand new cologne
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock
While the other fools were rocking round the clock
We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock

Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh pirate drama on Monday nights
When Smoker wore his jitte just right
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
One more time Smoker!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa, la, la, la, la,
Laaaaa!

Also I would like to have a vote please.  Whoever wants me to actually sing the song must actually vote that they do.  And unless I have 10 votes for me to sing it than I shall be my lazy self and leave it as it is.  Yohohoho!

Also to all who care... I'm no longer a unicorn and I'm back to my charming skeleton self!  Yohohoho!

(OOC: Yeah, you can have your different character acounts vote)
6/10 Votes.

If I sing it, I will be doing impersonations of Smoker and Crocodile while I sing it.  Yohohoho!  So the votes are sort of a reason for letting myself get killed in the event that the seek me out in a seething fury.

Comments

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Oh, why thank you!

Well... as I was trying to say, most of my songs are on a personal level because I tend to make them for good friends or people I know pretty well. In this particular case it was about Lucci, he likes to use a technique where he actually kills people by flicking high velocity shots of air at them. So this was a song about how silly that sounds, to have bullets made of air.

... maybe I should have added a verse about him firing blanks.

Here (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=855NJ3QN), this one might be more to your liking. When you listen to it, make sure to use headphones if you can. It enhances the quality.

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

You are most welcome!

He...he kills people?
O-Oh, I...um, I understand now.

I did not have these "headphones", but it sounded very good anyway! How did you get it to sound that way?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Yes, he's not the nicest person I've ever met but at least he's not the meanest. He's gone 4 months or so without killing people! Yohohoho!

Well not everybody does, they are rare at times. Oh why I harmonized with myself! You see, I was able to create an echo of my voice in a certain cave that was so precise that I was able to sing back to it. So, it's most likely one of my finest pieces!

(OOC: It did take a lot of work >_<)

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

That is......ah, that is good. ...I...suppose...

Oh, wow!! That's amazing! It must have been so much fun to do that!

[ooc: I bet! I really liked it, though. :D ]

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

He's working on it, and that's what counts. Next I have to bring out his dormant sense of humor.

Why thank you! It was rather tricky but you're right, it was a lot of fun! Although I think I still prefer to have musical partners instead of trying to do it all on my own.

(ooc: Thank you! :D As long as people like it, it's all worth the effort!)

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

Yes, um...g-good luck with that... Be careful...

Do you come up with many ideas on your own?

[ooc: You're welcome. And you're right! xD ]

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Oh don't worry, I'm already dead anyways. Yohohoho!

Actually, almost all my ideas are orignal. It's rather rare when I sing something that I did not make. Some of my songs however I had always invisioned with a lovely little orchestra, or at least a few backround singers.

(Making the songs is still the really hard part though >_>)

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

I suppose that...helps, yes.

Ah, p-perhaps I could help with that, sometime?

[ooc: How many songs have you made? Sorry, I'm new here. (btw, that Lucci one was awesome.)]

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Oh that sounds like a wonderful idea! Although... that would also be rather tricky since I think the ship you are on had declared war upon mine.

Oh and if you like you can look through my journal history for my other songs, I'm fairly certain all the links still work.

Dead Men Do Tell Tales (http://tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com/)

[ooc: I think maybe... 20? I haven't posted all of them, and I certainly didn't sing all of them. Well that's okay! We all are new sometime or another, in fact this group is the first I ever RP'd in. (Thank you <3 It's one of my personal favorites)]

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

......S-seriously...? Um...hmmm...

Oh yes, I certainly will! Thank you very much, Brooke!

[ooc: Oh wow. Even so, that's still impressive. I've RP'd in one other place, there wasn't as many people as here. (It made me laugh. xD I'm going to look for Lucci's reaction.)]

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Yes... it is a little bothersome, isn't it?

No trouble at all my diminutive musician friend. Yohohoho!

[Thanks! We do have a decently large community. (surprisingly not as outraged as Smoker is by this song... then again maybe not so surprisingly XD)]

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

Did they, um...
Er, why did they declare war?

[ooc: Welcome. :) That makes it more fun. (Haha poor Smoker. Lucci at least got distracted by Luffy.)]

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

To my recollection, they declared war on everybody and said they want to take over the world. Ugly buisness that.

[ooc: That it does, there's some really great people here too. By the way, which zelda game is Makar from? I'm afraid I don't remember him. (Aye. The funny part is that the mun who plays Smoker thinks it's one of the funniest things I've ever written. Also Lucci is part of the crew so had his reasons not to kill Brooke >_>)]

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I see. I was not aware of this, I apologize.

[ooc: Oh! He's from Wind Waker. (Well it is funny. xD Smoker just doesn't understand! And I think it is extremely hilarious that Lucci is apart of Luffy's crew.)]

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Oh that's alright, I'm fairly certain it occured before you joined. I'm mostly just worried for your safety.

[ooc: ohhh that explains it then! I only have Oracle of Ages, Oracle of Seasons, and Twilight Princess. I assumed he was from the latter. (Smoker is mostly just horrified. That and the fact that Kaku and Lucci are married :D )]

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

That explains it. I thank you, but I am sure I will be fine.

[ooc: Yeah, the cel-shaded cartoony one. I remember the Oracle games. *_* Also, I would've applied as Ooccoo but I liked Makar better. :P (......Seriously? xDD)]

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Well if you ever need help, just ask. People regret hurting a friend of Brooke the humming swordsmen. Yohohoho!

[ooc: Ah yes, I remember seeing stuff from wind raker in brawl. The oracle games were a lot of fun, I especially liked oracle of seasons. Actually I'm kind of glad you chose Makar because Brooke was feeling sad without a fellow musician to talk to. Also I find Ooccoo rather creepy looking >_>. (Aye, that they are)]

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

A-Ah, thank you very much, Brooke.

[ooc: I liked Seasons better, too. I loved the Subrosians. xD Awh, and now Austria is here too! Yeah, Ooccoo is kind of freakish. (That's...that's weird. But funny.)]

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

An idea is forming... perhaps I shall have an event where I ask all of our musically gifted to hold a concert. Perhaps a party of sorts. Maybe they'll let me borrow the S.S. Haruhi since it's much larger.

[I particularly liked some of the really neat items like the roc's cape and the lvl 2 boomarang. Although half the time I'm so sucky I need a guide >_>. Brooke may have to start singing some sound of music songs with Austria <_<. (They are a slightly weird bunch we have here. Not to mention that Zoro and Sanji are married to. But what can you expect from a pack of fangirls? Yohohoho!)]

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

Oh, that would be so much fun! That is a very good idea.

[ooc: Roc's cape was my favorite. But I liked the staff, it was really creative. Haha walkthroughs are my best friends too. Brooke and Austria doing Edelweiss would be awesome. *_* (xD Heyy, not all fangirls like yaoi.)]

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Really? Great! It could be like one giant kareoke part too! People can come from all over to sing, dance, and have a good time! Oh what a wonderful idea this is. Perhaps I'd start it off as a concert of some of my old songs, and then I'll let others take turns singing some of their favorite songs! Yohohoho!

[how can one not like the roc's cape? It's so badass *_*. Interestingly, I don't think most Austrians even know what edelweiss is >_>. (... is that even possible? o_O)

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

Ah, this sounds so amazing! I...I really do hope this happens.

[ooc: This is so very true. But being one level up from a feather wouldn't seem very badass. ...Does logic even apply to RPing? (Indeed it is. I am a fangirl and I do not like yaoi. :P )]

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Never fear my friend Makar. When Brooke the Bard sets his mind to something, he makes it happen! Yohohoho!

[Well I don't know, consider the fact that it's from a Roc so it must be a really BIG feather. Maybe he sort of rides on top of it over the small holes he jumps? ... You got a fair point there! (Wow. You must be like the diamond in the rough or something. Yohohoho!)]

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

That is wonderful, Brooke. I truly cannot wait!

[ooc: ...Good point. Like a magic carpet? (xD;; Um...thanks? Haha. I am kind of the only one, aren't I? .___.)]

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Would you like to lead the strings section?

[ooc: Yeah! Kind of like that! ... or maybe he uses it like a giant fan and pushes himself into the air? (... quite possibly -_- )