The Boredom Song

[tapdancinskelly]

As I sit here drinking my tea after visiting an island with my Straw Hat companions, I find that I have become incredibly bored. Naturally I could do the typical thing like chores around the ship, but I really had my heart set on doing my job as the Bard, and writing a new song for everyone to sing. Of course then I ran into the dreaded problem of all creative geniuses... writers block. Sitting there in front of that blank piece of paper for hours not able to think of where to start, what to start, or how to start it, I was slowly losing my mind. Then it hit me like a bolt of lightening. Why not write about how very bored I truly feel right now? So without further ado, I give you my one and only Boredom song.

Let’s all sing the Boredom song!

I am BORED!

Oh I am bored, so boring, soaring, bored,
I wish I could fall on to my sword,
The boredom is closing in,
I’m so bored it could be a sin,

I am BORED!

When I don’t know what to do,
I start chewing on me or you,
I bash my head against the wall,
But that is certainly not all!

I am BORED!

There’s so much time and nothing to do,
Except for singing a boredom song for me and my crew,
So let’s sing and dance all around the ship
Before boredom makes my poor brain rip!

I am BORED!

Oh I am bored, so boring, soaring, bored,
I wish I could fall on to my sword,
The boredom is closing in,
I’m so bored it could be a sin,

I am BORED!

Bored, bored, bored, bored,
Bored, bored, bored, bored,
Bored, bored, bored, bored,

YES I AM BOOOOOOOOOORED!!!!

Wasn't that fun everyone? Now that I've expressed my feelings about this in song (lyrics), let me ask you, what do you do when you have writers block and have become so very bored? And lastly, since I'm having so much trouble whipping my creative muse back into shape, I will now accept requests for songs! Comical, romantic, tragic, beautiful, scary, exciting, rock and roll, the works! The more requests I have the more songs I can think about producing!

Comments

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Pardon?

Yes good... whatever you are! I am indeed willing to take on... many tasks. What was it you needed?

[sandayumomochi.livejournal.com]

I want Lupin or Goemon brought to the island of Poft. Unarmed. But alive. From that point onwards, we will become strangers.

In return, of course... you will walk away with eight hundred thousand nine hundred thousand yen. You would be a FOOL to reject this!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

You good sir are the one who is the fool. Firstly, I do not use the yen currency but I assume it would most like be exchangeable to beri (which would be a very sizable sum). Regardless the thing that is the most foolish about you is that you are asking me to betray friends of mine. I've helped Lupin III in the past and have no intention to betray him, and Goemon being a friend of Lupin makes him a friend of mine, which means I shall not betray him either.

Should we ever meet 'good' sir I assure you, it shall be with my blade at your throat, and a cursive B cut into your trousers.

Good day to you.

[sandayumomochi.livejournal.com]

Insolent idiot!

When I find you, I promise you, I will make you rue the day you were born. But all in due time... I will have my way!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I've had worse threats from friends before, I doubt there is much you can truly do to the dead. I can also assure you that if you attempt to go after them, I shall thwart you every step of the way.

[sandayumomochi.livejournal.com]

I returned from Hell - and there is nothing that will stop me!

...Heh. If you stand in my way, then I will crush your bones, one by one... starting with your fingers. And you will never play another song again.

I can be a very patient man.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

So did I. Not enough panties there if you ask me.

That's okay, I was always more of a singer anyways.

Perhaps, but the human life span is only so long so I doubt your patience will do you that much good.

[sandayumomochi.livejournal.com]

...

A singer? Ah; very good. Then I expect to be well entertained until your hyoid is ground into powder.

...

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I don't use my hyoid anymore. So I'm sure I can keep you entertained for hours. Yohohoho!

(ooc: Lol! And that checkmates him. )

[sandayumomochi.livejournal.com]

...

Kono-yaro!

^_^

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Would you prefer me to sing dead men do tell tales? Or perhaps Die and let live? Yohohoho!

[sandayumomochi.livejournal.com]

Damare!!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but I don't speak angry psycho undead. That's because I'm a happy psycho undead! Yohohoho!