The Boredom Song

[tapdancinskelly]

As I sit here drinking my tea after visiting an island with my Straw Hat companions, I find that I have become incredibly bored. Naturally I could do the typical thing like chores around the ship, but I really had my heart set on doing my job as the Bard, and writing a new song for everyone to sing. Of course then I ran into the dreaded problem of all creative geniuses... writers block. Sitting there in front of that blank piece of paper for hours not able to think of where to start, what to start, or how to start it, I was slowly losing my mind. Then it hit me like a bolt of lightening. Why not write about how very bored I truly feel right now? So without further ado, I give you my one and only Boredom song.

Let’s all sing the Boredom song!

I am BORED!

Oh I am bored, so boring, soaring, bored,
I wish I could fall on to my sword,
The boredom is closing in,
I’m so bored it could be a sin,

I am BORED!

When I don’t know what to do,
I start chewing on me or you,
I bash my head against the wall,
But that is certainly not all!

I am BORED!

There’s so much time and nothing to do,
Except for singing a boredom song for me and my crew,
So let’s sing and dance all around the ship
Before boredom makes my poor brain rip!

I am BORED!

Oh I am bored, so boring, soaring, bored,
I wish I could fall on to my sword,
The boredom is closing in,
I’m so bored it could be a sin,

I am BORED!

Bored, bored, bored, bored,
Bored, bored, bored, bored,
Bored, bored, bored, bored,

YES I AM BOOOOOOOOOORED!!!!

Wasn't that fun everyone? Now that I've expressed my feelings about this in song (lyrics), let me ask you, what do you do when you have writers block and have become so very bored? And lastly, since I'm having so much trouble whipping my creative muse back into shape, I will now accept requests for songs! Comical, romantic, tragic, beautiful, scary, exciting, rock and roll, the works! The more requests I have the more songs I can think about producing!

Comments

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

The fuck I know, I never met them. Doesn't make them any important.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Yes, but the fact that they are all named Farkus does seem rather noteworthy. Yohohoho!

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

it sounds like "Fart". I'd hate to have a name like that.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Quite frankly, I'd hate to see a drop dead gorgeous lady like yourself wind up with a name like Farkus too.

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

I'd change my name if that happened.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Reasonably s-... you know, you have very nice boobs legs skimpy clothes... Icons miss Malandro.

[garotamalandro.livejournal.com]

Hm?

Ah well, yeah, I like 'em too.