The Boredom Song

[tapdancinskelly]

As I sit here drinking my tea after visiting an island with my Straw Hat companions, I find that I have become incredibly bored. Naturally I could do the typical thing like chores around the ship, but I really had my heart set on doing my job as the Bard, and writing a new song for everyone to sing. Of course then I ran into the dreaded problem of all creative geniuses... writers block. Sitting there in front of that blank piece of paper for hours not able to think of where to start, what to start, or how to start it, I was slowly losing my mind. Then it hit me like a bolt of lightening. Why not write about how very bored I truly feel right now? So without further ado, I give you my one and only Boredom song.

Let’s all sing the Boredom song!

I am BORED!

Oh I am bored, so boring, soaring, bored,
I wish I could fall on to my sword,
The boredom is closing in,
I’m so bored it could be a sin,

I am BORED!

When I don’t know what to do,
I start chewing on me or you,
I bash my head against the wall,
But that is certainly not all!

I am BORED!

There’s so much time and nothing to do,
Except for singing a boredom song for me and my crew,
So let’s sing and dance all around the ship
Before boredom makes my poor brain rip!

I am BORED!

Oh I am bored, so boring, soaring, bored,
I wish I could fall on to my sword,
The boredom is closing in,
I’m so bored it could be a sin,

I am BORED!

Bored, bored, bored, bored,
Bored, bored, bored, bored,
Bored, bored, bored, bored,

YES I AM BOOOOOOOOOORED!!!!

Wasn't that fun everyone? Now that I've expressed my feelings about this in song (lyrics), let me ask you, what do you do when you have writers block and have become so very bored? And lastly, since I'm having so much trouble whipping my creative muse back into shape, I will now accept requests for songs! Comical, romantic, tragic, beautiful, scary, exciting, rock and roll, the works! The more requests I have the more songs I can think about producing!

Comments

[littlistsenpai.livejournal.com]

Heehee~! Do you like cake?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I... I love cake! And tea with honey!

[littlistsenpai.livejournal.com]

Me too! The honey makes it reeeally sweet~!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Yohohoho! You're a really sweet kid! What's your name? I don't think I've seen you before.

[littlistsenpai.livejournal.com]

Hunny~! I don't think I've met you before either. That's a really cool costume!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Well hello then Hunny! I am Brooke the bard of the straw hat pirates! It's really nice to meet you. Well now you're the first person to realize I'm in costume! I stole some Halloween make up recently and I think it may even slightly hide the fact that I'm a skeleton! Yohohoho!

[littlistsenpai.livejournal.com]

You're a pirate?

Hide it? So you're really a skeleton?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Does that frighten you? I do not wish to cause alarm.

[littlistsenpai.livejournal.com]

Not really. You seem too nice to be scary. But... how can you talk and type and sing if you're a skeleton?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I ate a cursed fruit over half a century ago.

[littlistsenpai.livejournal.com]

Was it a really yummy fruit? Did it turned you into a skeleton?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Well actually... it was one of the most disgusting fruits I've ever eaten. But yes it did more or less turn me into a skeleton.

[littlistsenpai.livejournal.com]

That's awful!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Well not entirely. If it weren't for this cursed fruit, I'd be dead right now. So it all works out in the end. Yohohoho!

[littlistsenpai.livejournal.com]

Were you dying when you ate it?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Well... no actually. It was a very rare fruit that allowed me to come back from the dead. Unfortunately by the time I found my body after I died in this endless fog, I was like... THIS!!

[littlistsenpai.livejournal.com]

How do you eat something if you're dead... ?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I didn't eat it while I was dead. It's affects kicked in much later.

[littlistsenpai.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see~!