A meat song

[tapdancinskelly]

Good evening again ladies and gentlemen, it's that time once again for Brooke's brilliantly, bedazzling, beautifully, brimming, bouncy, bonkers, ballistic, songs!  With your host, The Brilliantly, bedazzling, beautifully, brimming, bouncy, bonkers, ballistic, Brooke!  Yohohoho!

Have you ever had a tasty meal of chicken or seaking?  Have you ever wanted to be able to show your appreciation to your cook?  Well now you can!  For I have devised the most brilliant meat song of all time for all the world to be able to sing!  Yohohoho!

Without further ado ladies and gents, I present you with...
Sanji's Chicken (A Meat song for Luffy)

Yohohohoho!

Comments

Re: ooc: blast... well call it the lack of a brain in this skull of mine.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Funny I don't remember a Reborn fellow, perhaps I mistook him for somebody else.

Well there is always song. Alternatively I could simply play it for you and summon one. Of course I suppose you want it for long term use.

ooc: happens to the best of us :)

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

If you had met Reborn you'd remember him.

I imagine that will depend on the quality of food produced from the seaking. But yes it would be nice to have the option.

I'm thinking this might be an excellent opportunity for a training exercise. I was asked to come up with ideas.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly certain you could use your own voice. As for quality, some say it is one of the rarest luxury foods in the world.

Training exercise you say? I suppose the crew you are part of needs some fighting practice. I think it would definately be safe to say that you should have your crew well informed before you try this melody, sometimes you only get one sea king. But sometimes you might end up with a whole pack of them.

You might even be able to use my Meat song too. Yohohoho!

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

Luxury food? You have certainly piqued my interest.

That is good to know.

Will it also draw seakings?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Well granted each breed of Sea King tastes different. Some of them might not be what you're looking for, but some might be like nothing you've ever even dreamed of.

Since you're female you should have an easier time with it since they seem to like the higher pitches. Also it might be part of the whole classic sea monsters wanting to eat damsels in distress?

Umm... no... but it's a good song for eating Sea kings?

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

This sounds promising. I may, perhaps need more than one sample in this case.

I do not mind playing bait.

Ahh, well I imagine eating would keep my mouth somewhat busy.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

A nice variety is always nice. Yohohoho!

I'm sure you'll make the Sea Kings drool as much as I do. Yohohoho!

That's the beauty of my song! It's perfect even for the busy mouth!

Yohohoho!

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

Do you, indeed, produce saliva?

Perhaps I can try one and see how that goes first.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I can also poo.

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

How lucky I am to make the discovery.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Well as you can tell I'm not just your average pile of bones. Yohohoho!

So when would you like to start your lessons, hmm?

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

I'm leaving for Italy tomorrow for three days. But if it can be begun over the internet I am ready whenever you are. Otherwise I will have to find some way to meet you after this.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Italy? Isn't he that pasta obsessed fellow?

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

Italy is my homeland. He just happens to share the name.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well it's most likely best to meet face to face due to the challenging nature of the song you are trying to learn. Also it's safest to practice in a sound proof room so as to not attract more of them than you can handle. Not to mention that how will I know you'll uphold your end of the bargain? Yohohoho!

It is still possible to learn via talking over the internet if you'd really like but you increase the dangers of something... unexpected.

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

I'll be borrowing one of the helicopters from the SDC so unless these seakings have the ability to fly there should be no problems. Perhaps the first lesson can be at a distance and after that we may try to meet.

Are you telling me you do not trust me to keep my word?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Flight is a decent idea, but you should at least be sure to fly high enough that some clouds are in reaching distance. Those things can reach pretty damn high.

I'm a pirate. It's hard to take anybody at their word, especially those who mentioned taking me apart limb from limb.

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

I'll be certain to keep an eye on my altitude.

I would also keep my word about that.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Good. Oh and I've found that you can keep them in sort of a transfixed state if you keep singing.

Well I suppose you would keep your word because otherwise you wouldn't be able to learn the entire song now would you? Yohohoho! Oh this will be so much fun! I haven't had a pupil in decades!

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

Like snake charming?

I will keep my word regardless, so long as you keep yours. I await the first lesson.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

A lot like snake charming yes. Only in this case much bigger sea snakes?

Perhaps it should wait until after you've returned from your homeland?

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

You are not just stalling I hope.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Stalling for what?! I want to see you removing your panties more than much else I can think of. And teaching someone to sing is something I'd enjoy almost just as much!

Stalling would simply be boring. However what's to say you won't forget what I teach you in the lapse you are not here? Even the slightest room for error can lead to catastrophie!

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

How long will it take to learn?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Depends on how much time you actually spend learning it. Hypatheticly I could teach it in 24 hours possibly, but the odds of a person actually staying up that long with the instructor to learn it. So if you for instance did an hour a day that could take almost a month. So it really depends upon how desperate you are to learn this song. Because I'm quite flexible. I can bend at a 45 degree angle! Yohohoho!