A meat song

[tapdancinskelly]

Good evening again ladies and gentlemen, it's that time once again for Brooke's brilliantly, bedazzling, beautifully, brimming, bouncy, bonkers, ballistic, songs!  With your host, The Brilliantly, bedazzling, beautifully, brimming, bouncy, bonkers, ballistic, Brooke!  Yohohoho!

Have you ever had a tasty meal of chicken or seaking?  Have you ever wanted to be able to show your appreciation to your cook?  Well now you can!  For I have devised the most brilliant meat song of all time for all the world to be able to sing!  Yohohoho!

Without further ado ladies and gents, I present you with...
Sanji's Chicken (A Meat song for Luffy)

Yohohohoho!

Comments

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

Like snake charming?

I will keep my word regardless, so long as you keep yours. I await the first lesson.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

A lot like snake charming yes. Only in this case much bigger sea snakes?

Perhaps it should wait until after you've returned from your homeland?

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

You are not just stalling I hope.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Stalling for what?! I want to see you removing your panties more than much else I can think of. And teaching someone to sing is something I'd enjoy almost just as much!

Stalling would simply be boring. However what's to say you won't forget what I teach you in the lapse you are not here? Even the slightest room for error can lead to catastrophie!

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

How long will it take to learn?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Depends on how much time you actually spend learning it. Hypatheticly I could teach it in 24 hours possibly, but the odds of a person actually staying up that long with the instructor to learn it. So if you for instance did an hour a day that could take almost a month. So it really depends upon how desperate you are to learn this song. Because I'm quite flexible. I can bend at a 45 degree angle! Yohohoho!

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

The song is this complicated? Perhaps I can stop by your ship on the way back to my own. Do you have a landing pad?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Umm... maybe there's room between the two masts?

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

Do you know what a helicopter is?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Umm... should I?

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

It has very large blades that turn above it.



If you believe there is enough room I will attempt to land. I take no responsibility for damage to your ship.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

First off I can't see the picture you were trying to show me. Secondly I will need to run it by the Captain or the shipwrite first for if you can have permission to land.

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

I'll try it again then.
(http://tinypic.com)

You may e-mail me their response. If I have not received one by Sunday I will assume I do not have access and return to the Vongola.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Aha! I've got it! You could land on the Ouran host club ship that's traveling with us! The thing is so big it's got to have at least three of those pad hell copter thingys.

[deadlydelicacy.livejournal.com]

I will need your expected coordinates for Sunday afternoon.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Very well I shall consult miss navigator as soon as possible.