A meat song

[tapdancinskelly]

Good evening again ladies and gentlemen, it's that time once again for Brooke's brilliantly, bedazzling, beautifully, brimming, bouncy, bonkers, ballistic, songs!  With your host, The Brilliantly, bedazzling, beautifully, brimming, bouncy, bonkers, ballistic, Brooke!  Yohohoho!

Have you ever had a tasty meal of chicken or seaking?  Have you ever wanted to be able to show your appreciation to your cook?  Well now you can!  For I have devised the most brilliant meat song of all time for all the world to be able to sing!  Yohohoho!

Without further ado ladies and gents, I present you with...
Sanji's Chicken (A Meat song for Luffy)

Yohohohoho!

Comments

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

...oh...you're a -
WHAT -
this goes againts everything I've been taught at church.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

... what did they teach you? I would hope they don't have me on record for anything naughty. Yohohoho!

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

...talking skeletons are not supposed to exist huh -

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I'm not just some talking skeleton! I'm a singing talking skeleton with an Afro! Yohohohoho! By the way may I see your panties?

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

I'M A NUN YOU PERVERT!!!!!!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Now how does that old saying go again... "Reasons don't matter to the dead?" Yohohohoho!

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE!

1/3

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Really? It usually following something like, "WHY!!! Why are you doing this? Why are you slaughtering all of us?!" Yohohoho!

I just like the way I used it more.

But come now lighten up! Have some of Sanji's chicken it's crunchy and stuff.

Re: 2/3

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

sooo...

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Re: 3/3

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

May I see your panties? Yohohohohoho!

Re: 3/3

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

slaughtering?!?!!??!
WHAT!??!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: 3/3

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Indeed, I think I have been told reasons don't matter to the dead a couple times in my life time.

Yohohohoho!

But why?! Is it something I said?!

Re: 3/3

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

I'M A N-U-N! It's against God, you old geezer.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Oh, in that case would you like some tea?

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

....
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Can I get cookies, too?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

....
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Can I get your bra? Yohohohoho!

I'm certain I have some cookies in my coat pocket somewhere. I forget if I put them next to the pipe organ or the tea pot.

Do you prefer ginger or oatmeal?

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

NO!!!!!!!!!
KJGFFGFJKFGFJK!!
!!!
!!
..
Ginger.

[doubleppk]

Brooke is... difficult to deal with. You're handling him fine but if you need anything you hardly need a gun, but I can talk to Jyabura about intimidating him for you? <3 I owe you one~

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

I had someone like this in the order, of course he wasn't a skeleton - he promised me cookies though! God said forgive, and so I do.

[doubleppk]

Uh well ok. Just uh... don't wear skirts around him.

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

...nuns aren't allowed pants though!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting she run around naked Miss Mine?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Yohohohoho!

See? We can all be civilized over a cup of tea with cookies. And don't worry there's plenty. Turns out I spent almost all my money on cookies, tea bags, and spoons when we were last at shore... Either that or Nami figured out one of the locations of my funds...

Now then I don't believe I've properly introduced myself. I'm Brooke, Skeleton Bard extraordinaire. May I see your pantie- oh wait I already did that part. Oh right, and what pray tell is your name my lovely friend?

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

....
SISTER Rosette Christopher.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Aww, don't be that way Nee-Chan! <3

Yohohohoho!