A meat song

[tapdancinskelly]

Good evening again ladies and gentlemen, it's that time once again for Brooke's brilliantly, bedazzling, beautifully, brimming, bouncy, bonkers, ballistic, songs!  With your host, The Brilliantly, bedazzling, beautifully, brimming, bouncy, bonkers, ballistic, Brooke!  Yohohoho!

Have you ever had a tasty meal of chicken or seaking?  Have you ever wanted to be able to show your appreciation to your cook?  Well now you can!  For I have devised the most brilliant meat song of all time for all the world to be able to sing!  Yohohoho!

Without further ado ladies and gents, I present you with...
Sanji's Chicken (A Meat song for Luffy)

Yohohohoho!

Comments

1/3

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Really? It usually following something like, "WHY!!! Why are you doing this? Why are you slaughtering all of us?!" Yohohoho!

I just like the way I used it more.

But come now lighten up! Have some of Sanji's chicken it's crunchy and stuff.

Re: 2/3

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

sooo...

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Re: 3/3

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

May I see your panties? Yohohohohoho!

Re: 3/3

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

slaughtering?!?!!??!
WHAT!??!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: 3/3

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Indeed, I think I have been told reasons don't matter to the dead a couple times in my life time.

Yohohohoho!

But why?! Is it something I said?!

Re: 3/3

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

I'M A N-U-N! It's against God, you old geezer.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Oh, in that case would you like some tea?

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

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Can I get cookies, too?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

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Can I get your bra? Yohohohoho!

I'm certain I have some cookies in my coat pocket somewhere. I forget if I put them next to the pipe organ or the tea pot.

Do you prefer ginger or oatmeal?

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

NO!!!!!!!!!
KJGFFGFJKFGFJK!!
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Ginger.

[doubleppk]

Brooke is... difficult to deal with. You're handling him fine but if you need anything you hardly need a gun, but I can talk to Jyabura about intimidating him for you? <3 I owe you one~

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

I had someone like this in the order, of course he wasn't a skeleton - he promised me cookies though! God said forgive, and so I do.

[doubleppk]

Uh well ok. Just uh... don't wear skirts around him.

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

...nuns aren't allowed pants though!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting she run around naked Miss Mine?

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

KFHFFHLFFKHF STOP IT

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Oh. Fine then, ruin my hopes and dreams.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Yohohoho!

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

THESE SHOULD NOT BE YOUR DREAMS!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

...why? Is it so wrong that I dream about falling in love with one of the most beautiful girls in the world? Singing her sonnets, taking her to a romantic dinner with fine wine and candle light, and perhaps maybe have her falling in love with me? If it's so wrong then why should I want to be right hmm? Yohohoho.

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

FFHFFHKLF- I'M NOT THAT BEAU -
THAT GIRL IS A NUN.

[doubleppk]

Not even under the habit?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Yohohohoho!

See? We can all be civilized over a cup of tea with cookies. And don't worry there's plenty. Turns out I spent almost all my money on cookies, tea bags, and spoons when we were last at shore... Either that or Nami figured out one of the locations of my funds...

Now then I don't believe I've properly introduced myself. I'm Brooke, Skeleton Bard extraordinaire. May I see your pantie- oh wait I already did that part. Oh right, and what pray tell is your name my lovely friend?

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

....
SISTER Rosette Christopher.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Aww, don't be that way Nee-Chan! <3

Yohohohoho!