tapdancinskelly | Dating and a new Song

It's a wonderful thing really. Two people of similar interests coming together to spend time with one another in the hopes that they may become closer and perhaps romantically involved. What is your ideal date? What kinds of things should one even do on a date? Do you consider yourself a good date? How do you know if you should take more initiative or if you'll scare the other person off? All these things are things I can't really say I know for sure being a skeleton, so what do think about these things?

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I really enjoyed the date I was on most recently and it's been quite a long time since anyone has even liked me in that sort of way even if very remotely. My lady Trucy Wright? I humbly ask of you if you'd like to go on a second date with me? I'd really love to spend more time with you and I promise to make it an even more magical evening than the last. Yohohoho!

Now I know what you're all thinking, "Brooke you helpless romantic! Do your job already and play us a new song!" Well never fear my good friends! I never forget my duty to you all as an all around entertainer! Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you my new song...

Candy Cigarettes!

I know a young marine who likes to eat a little snack,
He shrank just the other day and now he’d really like to turn back,
Smoker has a sweet tooth fierce enough it could pierce his tongue,
And now Smoker eats his candy cigarettes so he doesn’t hack up a lung,

Oh candy cigarettes is his favorite treat now that he can’t use cigars,
Candy cigarettes is what he likes to eat since he cannot drink at the bar,
He likes his candy cigarettes to eat more and more and more,
Candy cigarettes makes him cool he thinks and he likes ‘em more now than before,

Yeah those candy cigarettes make him happy you see cause it is his favorite treat,
Candy Cigarettes are his favorite past time since he can't even hold his Jitte,
He'll never feel sad with those sweets in his mouth and there one thing you should see,
Candy Cigarettes are so tasty you see and he certainly like them more than me!

Oh candy cigarettes is his favorite treat now that he can’t use cigars,
Candy cigarettes is what he likes to eat since he cannot drink at the bar,
He likes his candy cigarettes to eat more and more and more,
Candy cigarettes makes him cool he thinks and he likes ‘em more now than before,

YOHOHOHOHO!!!

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You went on a...date.

Did she know about it?

That's right!

Umm... I think so?

Was she real?

YES!! For crying out loud how pathetic do you think I am!!

Don't mind him, he's probably had worse luck than you in the girlfriend department.

Actually, I used to think that had the worst luck with women. The first girl I had a crush on was taken then the second dumped me for coconuts, than the third tried to kill me in my sleep, then the fourth was taken before I had the chance to act, then the fifth was a lesbian, then the sixth ran off with the fifth, then the sixth was taken, then the seventh left me, then the eighth was taken, then the ninth tried to exorcise me, then the tenth doesn't date mortals... and it wasn't until the 11th that my luck turned around a bit... but only a bit.

~~The sixth ran off with the fifth...yes, mmhmm...~~
Damn. Maybe I was wrong! You're very unlucky, chapapa.

Yes... and the worst part is, it's all true.

Well, you are a skeleton.

... half of this was before I was a skeleton.

...Damn!

And now the girl I have a crush on now hasn't even replied back.

...

If you don't mind I'm going to go play my piano... and try not to cry. Yohohoho.

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HEY.

Yes?

Shut up!

Did I hit a nerve?

...Oh you fucking punk. Don't start.

Well. You're dead. You have no skin. ...Pretty pathetic.

But I do have a full head of hair! Yohohoho!

Yeah, good for you.

How have things been going between you and Fujiko anyways?

Pretty good. Things have been pretty busy and shit with the rest of the crew, so we haven't had a ton of spare time for much other than organizing shit and going "what the fuck are you doing, stop it" at people. But, you know. Good.

I would imagine that running that entire submarine between the two of you would be incredibly difficult. Have your people really been acting out enough that you need to tell them to stop whatever the fuck it is they're doing? I mean it is the Grand Line, shouldn't they know that some of these things are dangerous?

It's not really that hard, especially with Orphe and Elphie around. Sometimes it is, but not usually.

They don't act out that much. It's just...kids, you know?

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