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tapdancinskelly ([personal profile] tapdancinskelly) wrote2009-09-03 11:32 pm

Dating and a new Song

It's a wonderful thing really.  Two people of similar interests coming together to spend time with one another in the hopes that they may become closer and perhaps romantically involved.  What is your ideal date?  What kinds of things should one even do on a date?  Do you consider yourself a good date?  How do you know if you should take more initiative or if you'll scare the other person off?  All these things are things I can't really say I know for sure being a skeleton, so what do think about these things?

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I really enjoyed the date I was on most recently and it's been quite a long time since anyone has even liked me in that sort of way even if very remotely.  My lady Trucy Wright?  I humbly ask of you if you'd like to go on a second date with me?  I'd really love to spend more time with you and I promise to make it an even more magical evening than the last.  Yohohoho!


Now I know what you're all thinking, "Brooke you helpless romantic!  Do your job already and play us a new song!"  Well never fear my good friends!  I never forget my duty to you all as an all around entertainer!  Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you my new song...

Candy Cigarettes!

I know a young marine who likes to eat a little snack,
He shrank just the other day and now he’d really like to turn back,
Smoker  has a sweet tooth fierce enough it could pierce his tongue,
And now Smoker eats his candy cigarettes so he doesn’t hack up a lung,

Oh candy cigarettes is his favorite treat now that he can’t use cigars,
Candy cigarettes is what he likes to eat since he cannot drink at the bar,
He likes his candy cigarettes  to eat more and more and more,
Candy cigarettes makes him cool he thinks and he likes ‘em more now than before,


Yeah those candy cigarettes make him happy you see cause it is his favorite treat,
Candy Cigarettes are his favorite past time since he can't even hold his Jitte,
He'll never feel sad with those sweets in his mouth and there one thing you should see,
Candy Cigarettes are so tasty you see and he certainly like them more than me!


Oh candy cigarettes is his favorite treat now that he can’t use cigars,
Candy cigarettes is what he likes to eat since he cannot drink at the bar,
He likes his candy cigarettes  to eat more and more and more,
Candy cigarettes makes him cool he thinks and he likes ‘em more now than before,


YOHOHOHOHO!!!

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[identity profile] history-pirate.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you feel something quite real.

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[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
But you think the cause is strawberries?

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[identity profile] history-pirate.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Or something of that nature.

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[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
It's much more than simple strawberries or artichokes! You have so many good qualities how could I possibly not fall in love with you!?

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[identity profile] history-pirate.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Love doesn't exist, Brooke-kun.

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[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Lady Robin, after everything you've seen, and our captain challenging the entire world to save you, how can you think that? We all love you, and I simply love you more deeply than I should.

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[identity profile] history-pirate.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Caring about family and nakama is one thing. I would do the same for them. Lust is quite another.

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[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
That, is a very ugly word and not the way I feel. Admittedly I may have lusted for you at one point but that was before I knew you for who you are, who you really are.

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[identity profile] history-pirate.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yet you seemed rather excited after we fell. You can't tell me lust wasn't involved.

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[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I will admit it was a trigger. I was having feelings for you for... a very long time and when we fell and I felt you so close to me... It was like popping off a cork. It wasn't mere lust I felt for you, the lust simply brought out my true feelings.

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[identity profile] history-pirate.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Lust plus caring. Correct?

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[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm... perhaps.

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[identity profile] history-pirate.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
Well then, there you have it.

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[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Then why is it I care for you more than any other Nakama?

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[identity profile] history-pirate.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Must caring be called something different based on its quantity? Gold is still gold, whether you've none of it or tons.

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[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
But I don't just care about you. If you have a ton of apples, dough, and cinnamon and they're cooked together into a pie, it's no longer just apples, dough, and cinnamon, it's an apple pie!

I care for you more than life, I do have a sexual desire for you,(one that would never be able to be fulfilled but that's not the point) and it hurts me inside whenever you are gone. Put it all together and cook it with all the things we've gone through together it's not just separate emotions anymore, it's love.

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[identity profile] history-pirate.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You must be over-reacting. I'll speak with Sanji-kun about the menu.

(Private but hackable) Brooke is grumbling XD

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
... so long as it isn't apple pie.

(Private but hackable) Poor Brooke.

[identity profile] history-pirate.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll keep that in mind.