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tapdancinskelly ([personal profile] tapdancinskelly) wrote2009-09-03 11:32 pm

Dating and a new Song

It's a wonderful thing really.  Two people of similar interests coming together to spend time with one another in the hopes that they may become closer and perhaps romantically involved.  What is your ideal date?  What kinds of things should one even do on a date?  Do you consider yourself a good date?  How do you know if you should take more initiative or if you'll scare the other person off?  All these things are things I can't really say I know for sure being a skeleton, so what do think about these things?

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I really enjoyed the date I was on most recently and it's been quite a long time since anyone has even liked me in that sort of way even if very remotely.  My lady Trucy Wright?  I humbly ask of you if you'd like to go on a second date with me?  I'd really love to spend more time with you and I promise to make it an even more magical evening than the last.  Yohohoho!


Now I know what you're all thinking, "Brooke you helpless romantic!  Do your job already and play us a new song!"  Well never fear my good friends!  I never forget my duty to you all as an all around entertainer!  Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you my new song...

Candy Cigarettes!

I know a young marine who likes to eat a little snack,
He shrank just the other day and now he’d really like to turn back,
Smoker  has a sweet tooth fierce enough it could pierce his tongue,
And now Smoker eats his candy cigarettes so he doesn’t hack up a lung,

Oh candy cigarettes is his favorite treat now that he can’t use cigars,
Candy cigarettes is what he likes to eat since he cannot drink at the bar,
He likes his candy cigarettes  to eat more and more and more,
Candy cigarettes makes him cool he thinks and he likes ‘em more now than before,


Yeah those candy cigarettes make him happy you see cause it is his favorite treat,
Candy Cigarettes are his favorite past time since he can't even hold his Jitte,
He'll never feel sad with those sweets in his mouth and there one thing you should see,
Candy Cigarettes are so tasty you see and he certainly like them more than me!


Oh candy cigarettes is his favorite treat now that he can’t use cigars,
Candy cigarettes is what he likes to eat since he cannot drink at the bar,
He likes his candy cigarettes  to eat more and more and more,
Candy cigarettes makes him cool he thinks and he likes ‘em more now than before,


YOHOHOHOHO!!!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly those things! Although in this case they aren't on fire they're just candies in the shape of cigarettes.

[identity profile] sageofthewind.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds much more pleasant.
But, it is a good song, Brooke! I hope Smoker returns to normal.

1/2

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I'm sure he will. It's just like the time I... turned... into... a vamire.

Attempts to change the topic*

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
... would you like some tea?

[identity profile] sageofthewind.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
T-Tea?
Oh, um. You really like tea, don't you?

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a very soothing beverage. Wakes you up nice and fresh in the morning, great way to keep your lips occupied, makes it so you don't get dehydrated, tea is a wonderful thing!

[identity profile] sageofthewind.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Uwah, it does all those things?!
It was very refreshing, when you first gave it to me.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That's right! And at my musical party I'm planning there will also be a part where we'll hold a grand tea party! Will you still be my lead violinist?

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
But of course! Where would we be without you to lead the strings section?! Yohohoho!

[identity profile] sageofthewind.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh Brooke, I would be honored...!!!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
And it will be an honor to have you play, my friend.

[identity profile] sageofthewind.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, wow...
Who else is going to be there?

[identity profile] sageofthewind.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Everybody?!
Is that possible?!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope so. Otherwise a lot of people will be disappointed at the lack of elbow room. Yohohoho!

[identity profile] sageofthewind.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha, you're right!
Oh, I am very excited, Brooke. What other sorts of instruments are there going to be? I'm still unfamiliar with the kinds in this world.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well I think I'll most likely be playing the pipe organ, and then I'll convince Franky to play his Guitar... we'll most likely have quite a few singers. I'm still working out the details on who's going to come play.

[identity profile] sageofthewind.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Franky...he's the man who doesn't wear pants, right?

Do you need help with anything? I can help with something!! Ohh, that reminds me, I'll have to ask Sweden if I can come...

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
... Well... not exactly how I think of him... but yes I suppose he really doesn't wear pants. Yohohoho!

Just invite anyone you can think of and find as many musically talented people as you can my friend! Yohohoho!

[identity profile] sageofthewind.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't know he could play the...guitar? Oh wait, I don't know what that is...

Ah! Okay! I can do that!! I'll start right away!!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well it looks kind of like a cello but it's not played with a bow it's played with a pick.

Thank you very much Makar! I knew I could count on you! Yohohoho!