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tapdancinskelly) wrote2009-09-03 11:32 pm
tapdancinskelly) wrote2009-09-03 11:32 pm
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Dating and a new Song
It's a wonderful thing really. Two people of similar interests coming together to spend time with one another in the hopes that they may become closer and perhaps romantically involved. What is your ideal date? What kinds of things should one even do on a date? Do you consider yourself a good date? How do you know if you should take more initiative or if you'll scare the other person off? All these things are things I can't really say I know for sure being a skeleton, so what do think about these things?
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I really enjoyed the date I was on most recently and it's been quite a long time since anyone has even liked me in that sort of way even if very remotely. My lady Trucy Wright? I humbly ask of you if you'd like to go on a second date with me? I'd really love to spend more time with you and I promise to make it an even more magical evening than the last. Yohohoho!
Now I know what you're all thinking, "Brooke you helpless romantic! Do your job already and play us a new song!" Well never fear my good friends! I never forget my duty to you all as an all around entertainer! Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you my new song...
Candy Cigarettes!
I know a young marine who likes to eat a little snack,
He shrank just the other day and now he’d really like to turn back,
Smoker has a sweet tooth fierce enough it could pierce his tongue,
And now Smoker eats his candy cigarettes so he doesn’t hack up a lung,
Oh candy cigarettes is his favorite treat now that he can’t use cigars,
Candy cigarettes is what he likes to eat since he cannot drink at the bar,
He likes his candy cigarettes to eat more and more and more,
Candy cigarettes makes him cool he thinks and he likes ‘em more now than before,
Yeah those candy cigarettes make him happy you see cause it is his favorite treat,
Candy Cigarettes are his favorite past time since he can't even hold his Jitte,
He'll never feel sad with those sweets in his mouth and there one thing you should see,
Candy Cigarettes are so tasty you see and he certainly like them more than me!
Oh candy cigarettes is his favorite treat now that he can’t use cigars,
Candy cigarettes is what he likes to eat since he cannot drink at the bar,
He likes his candy cigarettes to eat more and more and more,
Candy cigarettes makes him cool he thinks and he likes ‘em more now than before,
YOHOHOHOHO!!!
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I really enjoyed the date I was on most recently and it's been quite a long time since anyone has even liked me in that sort of way even if very remotely. My lady Trucy Wright? I humbly ask of you if you'd like to go on a second date with me? I'd really love to spend more time with you and I promise to make it an even more magical evening than the last. Yohohoho!
Now I know what you're all thinking, "Brooke you helpless romantic! Do your job already and play us a new song!" Well never fear my good friends! I never forget my duty to you all as an all around entertainer! Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you my new song...
Candy Cigarettes!
I know a young marine who likes to eat a little snack,
He shrank just the other day and now he’d really like to turn back,
Smoker has a sweet tooth fierce enough it could pierce his tongue,
And now Smoker eats his candy cigarettes so he doesn’t hack up a lung,
Oh candy cigarettes is his favorite treat now that he can’t use cigars,
Candy cigarettes is what he likes to eat since he cannot drink at the bar,
He likes his candy cigarettes to eat more and more and more,
Candy cigarettes makes him cool he thinks and he likes ‘em more now than before,
Yeah those candy cigarettes make him happy you see cause it is his favorite treat,
Candy Cigarettes are his favorite past time since he can't even hold his Jitte,
He'll never feel sad with those sweets in his mouth and there one thing you should see,
Candy Cigarettes are so tasty you see and he certainly like them more than me!
Oh candy cigarettes is his favorite treat now that he can’t use cigars,
Candy cigarettes is what he likes to eat since he cannot drink at the bar,
He likes his candy cigarettes to eat more and more and more,
Candy cigarettes makes him cool he thinks and he likes ‘em more now than before,
YOHOHOHOHO!!!
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Beware the crackiest thing you'll have read in some time.
If you were suddenly transported to the sun because of an evil scheme devised by an evil Russian chicken and asked to take off your clothes and make love to the burning flames and then recite the presidents in alphabetical order by their middle name while juggling 11 midgets holding soda cans between your two front teeth that will be operated on by 86 evil Czechoslovakian dentists named Farkus who got their degrees studying the taste buds of Tom Selleck at a college named after some guy who wasted away his life by eating pork grinds naked in his mom's basement while searching for pictures of Kirsten Dunst to use for purposes that cannot be explained by the 1972 Junior High class of some school that no one cares about in Eastern Idaho where woodland creatures choose to spend their lives trying to recreate some bad 1940's soap opera instead of frolicking happily in the woods, would you prefer chocolate ice cream or vanilla?
lol. That's definitely... something.
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