Dating and a new Song

[tapdancinskelly]

It's a wonderful thing really.  Two people of similar interests coming together to spend time with one another in the hopes that they may become closer and perhaps romantically involved.  What is your ideal date?  What kinds of things should one even do on a date?  Do you consider yourself a good date?  How do you know if you should take more initiative or if you'll scare the other person off?  All these things are things I can't really say I know for sure being a skeleton, so what do think about these things?

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I really enjoyed the date I was on most recently and it's been quite a long time since anyone has even liked me in that sort of way even if very remotely.  My lady Trucy Wright?  I humbly ask of you if you'd like to go on a second date with me?  I'd really love to spend more time with you and I promise to make it an even more magical evening than the last.  Yohohoho!


Now I know what you're all thinking, "Brooke you helpless romantic!  Do your job already and play us a new song!"  Well never fear my good friends!  I never forget my duty to you all as an all around entertainer!  Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you my new song...

Candy Cigarettes!

I know a young marine who likes to eat a little snack,
He shrank just the other day and now he’d really like to turn back,
Smoker  has a sweet tooth fierce enough it could pierce his tongue,
And now Smoker eats his candy cigarettes so he doesn’t hack up a lung,

Oh candy cigarettes is his favorite treat now that he can’t use cigars,
Candy cigarettes is what he likes to eat since he cannot drink at the bar,
He likes his candy cigarettes  to eat more and more and more,
Candy cigarettes makes him cool he thinks and he likes ‘em more now than before,

Yeah those candy cigarettes make him happy you see cause it is his favorite treat,
Candy Cigarettes are his favorite past time since he can't even hold his Jitte,
He'll never feel sad with those sweets in his mouth and there one thing you should see,
Candy Cigarettes are so tasty you see and he certainly like them more than me!

Oh candy cigarettes is his favorite treat now that he can’t use cigars,
Candy cigarettes is what he likes to eat since he cannot drink at the bar,
He likes his candy cigarettes  to eat more and more and more,
Candy cigarettes makes him cool he thinks and he likes ‘em more now than before,

YOHOHOHOHO!!!

Comments

[okawariii.livejournal.com]

Ideal date? Dinner at a nice all-you-can-eat buffet.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Sounds to me my lady, that you have an appetite that may be a rival for my captain's bottomless stomach. Oh by the way miss? What color are your panties? Yohohoho!

[okawariii.livejournal.com]

If you want the answer to that one, you're gonna have to take me to a nice all-you-can-eat buffet first.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Well you could show them to me instead and then I would know the color. Yohohoho!

I can't take you out to a nice all-you-can-eat because I'm already seeing somebody. Yohohoho!

[okawariii.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, not happening. Not without some incentive, at least.

Then I don't know why I'm even bothering to talk to you. I mean, you're a skeleton.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

A skeleton with a full head of hair! Yohohoho!

Perhaps you would like to hear a melody instead?

[mmmmmmeat.livejournal.com]

This date stuff isn't as boring as I thought!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Seee, it's not that bad. Yohohoho!

[mmmmmmeat.livejournal.com]

I want to go on a date!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Well... you could always try to find somebody who will take you on one? Most of the time though it's the gentlemen who pays for the meal you know.

[mmmmmeat.livejournal.com]

This 'gentlemen' guy sounds really nice. I'll go ask him.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Um... Normally... that would be you.

1/2

[mmmmeat.livejournal.com]

Haaah?? I have to pay for it?!

[mmmmeat.livejournal.com]

Then how is it any different from eating alone?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

... you are doing it with another person? Keep in mind if they like you enough maybe they will pay for your meal more often than you pay for theirs. Some people view it as a battle for who can make the other person like them more. I myself tend to like everybody more than they like me and so I end up being very short on money a lot. Yohohoho!

[okawariii.livejournal.com]

Hey, you play your cards right, and you can get a couple good meals outta it.

Well, that might not work for you...

[mmmmmmeat.livejournal.com]

Why does it work for you and not me? I want to eat too!

[okawariii.livejournal.com]

You don't have tits.

HE COULD PROBABLY MAKE SOME --but oh god not going there

[mmmmeat.livejournal.com]

I did, once! Does it count?

s-sob, reminded of a doujinshi now

[okawariii.livejournal.com]

...I don't think I want to know.

/has read it too. it's really .....fffff

[mmmeat.livejournal.com]

I was a girl for a few days! That stuff kinda happens here sometimes.