Dating and a new Song

[tapdancinskelly]

It's a wonderful thing really.  Two people of similar interests coming together to spend time with one another in the hopes that they may become closer and perhaps romantically involved.  What is your ideal date?  What kinds of things should one even do on a date?  Do you consider yourself a good date?  How do you know if you should take more initiative or if you'll scare the other person off?  All these things are things I can't really say I know for sure being a skeleton, so what do think about these things?

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I really enjoyed the date I was on most recently and it's been quite a long time since anyone has even liked me in that sort of way even if very remotely.  My lady Trucy Wright?  I humbly ask of you if you'd like to go on a second date with me?  I'd really love to spend more time with you and I promise to make it an even more magical evening than the last.  Yohohoho!


Now I know what you're all thinking, "Brooke you helpless romantic!  Do your job already and play us a new song!"  Well never fear my good friends!  I never forget my duty to you all as an all around entertainer!  Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you my new song...

Candy Cigarettes!

I know a young marine who likes to eat a little snack,
He shrank just the other day and now he’d really like to turn back,
Smoker  has a sweet tooth fierce enough it could pierce his tongue,
And now Smoker eats his candy cigarettes so he doesn’t hack up a lung,

Oh candy cigarettes is his favorite treat now that he can’t use cigars,
Candy cigarettes is what he likes to eat since he cannot drink at the bar,
He likes his candy cigarettes  to eat more and more and more,
Candy cigarettes makes him cool he thinks and he likes ‘em more now than before,

Yeah those candy cigarettes make him happy you see cause it is his favorite treat,
Candy Cigarettes are his favorite past time since he can't even hold his Jitte,
He'll never feel sad with those sweets in his mouth and there one thing you should see,
Candy Cigarettes are so tasty you see and he certainly like them more than me!

Oh candy cigarettes is his favorite treat now that he can’t use cigars,
Candy cigarettes is what he likes to eat since he cannot drink at the bar,
He likes his candy cigarettes  to eat more and more and more,
Candy cigarettes makes him cool he thinks and he likes ‘em more now than before,

YOHOHOHOHO!!!

Comments

[lilpinkmenace.livejournal.com]

We should get him to sing the song too!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

What a wonderful idea!

[lilpinkmenace.livejournal.com]

Of course! You think we could get him to dance too?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

If we bribed him with some more candy cigars we might be able to convince him! Yohohoho!

[justicereigns]

NO!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Would you do it for justice?

[justicereigns]

... What the hell does singing have to do with justice?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

What doesn't it have to do with justice?

[justicereigns]

... That didn't even make sense.

You have no idea what justice is, do you?

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

No matter the topic, no matter the concept Brooke the bard can write a masterpiece about it!

[justicereigns]

....

NOW YOU'RE MAKING EVEN LESS SENSE! Don't just make proclamations without reading what the other person had to say!

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

I read what you had to say. And I was telling you that everything has to do with music.

[justicereigns]

I don't see what my singing has to do with justice.

[tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com]

Do you know why they call me the humming swordsmen? I always hum to myself before I go into a fight so that I won't be scared. My skill with the blade was so good that people began to dread the sound of that humming. In my case it was a long and tedious process because I'm not the most fearsome fellow in the world to begin with... well not while I was alive anyway. Yohohoho! In your case you've already got the grumpy voice thing going, if you were to start singing a low dirge about justice will destroy all pirates in a fight... pirates would start being scared split-less of you. Do you have any idea how powerful of a force music really is? With one tune I can fill my enemies with dread and despair making them weaker when defending themselves, yet in the same note I can also raise the spirits of my allies with the same tune!

Also you'd have a wonderful singing voice, and your men would love to hear you.