That certainly sounds like your father. Maybe he is indeed trying to learn so that he can actually play that piano at the club he works for. He certainly must have some people asking him to play.

Well, what can I say? I've always had a knack for getting myself involved in tragically romantic stories. Perhaps in the long run I shall write a song about the whole affair. Ooh, some magic tricks? That sounds like a lovely diversion indeed! I would love to see some of your magic tricks some time Lady Trucy. Especially that panty one.

Well actually I thought I would teach you how to dance while your father played the piano. I thought your father could work on some more upbeat and fast dancing songs. Dancing does work much better with music, and it's a little silly for me to try playing music and dance at the same time. Yohohoho!