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tapdancinskelly ([personal profile] tapdancinskelly) wrote2009-06-19 12:19 am

And that's why I'm still picking glass out of my skull

So when I went to a local tavern the other day I had asked the tavern waitress if I may see her panties.  So she had spit on me full in the face.  So I said to her, "Well it's not as if I SHOUTED, MAY I SEE YOUR PANTIES PLEASE MISS!  To the whole bar!"  After many stares from the whole bar she turned redder than fire.  She then proceeded to grab a wine bottle and smashed it across my face sending glass chunks flying into my eye sockets.  So I just looked at her straight in the face very calmly and said to her, "You know that still doesn't answer my question.  Yohohoho!"

So aside from amusing tales of my time ashore, I've also written a song about our crew!  I'm pretty sure I got everybody!
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you, Luffy's maniacs.

It's time for Luffy's maniacs,
We are Luffy's to the max!
We eat a lot of snacks,
And run around in packs,
We're Luffy's maniacs!!

We're lead by captain Luffy,
But by Ussop we are not,
Just for fun we steal, any treasure that we spot!
They lock us in a marine base whenever we  get caught,
But we break loose, and steal a goose
And now you know the plot!

We're Luffy's maniacs!
Nami's cute and Franky's cracked,
While I plays the Sax,
We say wisecracks by the stacks
We're Luffy's Maniacs!

Meet Zoro and Sanji who got married for the worse,
Robin likes to read, and Chopper doctors with no nurse,
Lucci likes to kill things, And Gintoki is perverse,
Kaku's Nose is big,
George does a jig,
Calgara dislikes to converse!

We're Luffy's Maniacs!!!
We are Luffy's to the Max,
It's too late too look back,
Now it's time for our attack!

We're Luffy Manie
Totally insaney
Luffy's Maniacs!
Those are the facts!  YOHOHOHO!!!

And here it is, the anticipated tune!  Yohohoho!

doubleppk: (headphones)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-06-19 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Very nice as always.

And... your obsessive dedication is actually admirable in a twisted sort of way. You really have glass shards embedded in your skull?

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-19 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Why thank you!

Well I can certainly say with truth when my eyes glass over now. Yohohoho!
doubleppk: Fujiko in a blue leather catsuit, mostly unzipped (sunglasses)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-06-19 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
<3

Heh. Right. Skeevy.

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-06-19 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
I wish my drinking stories were this amusing.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-19 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Drink more often with me and they very well might be. Yohohoho!

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-06-19 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
My skull isn't nearly so resilient.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-19 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
While I may argue that your skull might be, I certainly won't argue that your face and eyes wouldn't be. Yohohoho!

[identity profile] chameleongun.livejournal.com 2009-06-19 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I would like to keep all my senses intact, thank you very much.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-20 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
A fair point. Yohohoho!

[identity profile] saint-rosette.livejournal.com 2009-06-19 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
You had it coming, perverted skeleton.

The song is fun though!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-19 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, I simply found the whole event amusing myself.

Why thank you! Does it make you want to join the straw hats to be part of our song? Yohohoho!

[identity profile] saint-rosette.livejournal.com 2009-06-19 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I already have an awesome crew!!!!! But yours seems like fun, too!!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-20 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well god forbid, I should steal you from your friends. Yohohoho!

[identity profile] finalguardian.livejournal.com 2009-06-19 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. Just... Wow.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-20 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Are you dazzled by my brilliance? Yohohoho!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-20 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Let's go fly a kite? Up to the highest heights! Yohohoho!

[identity profile] history-pirate.livejournal.com 2009-06-19 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, Brooke-san. Your death defying feats of perversion never cease to amaze.

And it's a nice song, yet again. I'm reminded that we still have some unfinished business. Shall I meet you in the Aquarium Bar?

If Brooke had blood he'd be blushing

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-20 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's due to my devil fruit? I did after all eat the most death defying fruit of them all. Yohohoho!

Oh... um, yes of course.

[identity profile] history-pirate.livejournal.com 2009-06-20 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: *cough*thoughtofyou (http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/2540/24372nicorobin17.jpg)*cough*]

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-21 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
(OOC: XD I remember that picture)

[identity profile] history-pirate.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: well congratulations, now it's MM canon. ;)]

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
(ooc: I must say it's an event I never actually thought would happen XD)