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tapdancinskelly ([personal profile] tapdancinskelly) wrote2009-06-28 04:55 pm

Lambo Number 5

At long last, the long anticipated song I've had squirreled away.  This one's for you Lambo you cow printed Afro kid!  Yohohoho!!

Ladies and Gentlmen,
This is Lambo Number 5

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the ship, so come on let's ride
to the candy-store around the corner
I said I want some candy and grapes
But the crew, they don't wanna
I'll take over the world because they're all too weak
I'm in too deep
And Talk is cheap
I like my candy, killing, Panini’s and grapes
I want to kill Reborn
But he always escapes
So can I do I really just get too bored,
To me killing it's just like sport, things just die
It's all good so let me dump
the body in the potty

A like a little action in my life
I like to have machine guns at my side
A whole ton of candy's what I need
But not enough candy's what I see
I also want some grapes while in the sun
Let's throw some grenades to have some fun
We need more cow print everywhere
And I really like Brooke cause we have the same hair

I'll take you down or chase you all around
Make it so you're not found
and shove you head to the ground
So that only candy's left
And that's alright
So don't make me hunt you till you died
Give me your candy
And you won't have to hide!

A like a little action in my life
I like to have machine guns at my side
A whole ton of candy's what I need
But not enough candy's what I see
I also want some grapes while in the sun
Let's throw some grenades to have some fun
We need more cow print everywhere
And I really like Brooke cause we have the same hair

I do what I do cause I like to
Reborn won't like what I'm gonna do
Cause he can't run, and he can't hide
So come with me, it'll be a fun ride.

((OOC: Yes, like Mambo #5))

[identity profile] prosecutorisrdy.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That's quite...interesting.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Well what else can be said about a 5 year old cow print wearing hit man with an afro?

[identity profile] prosecutorisrdy.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
A five year old-...? I'm not sure.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Precisely why I wrote a song about such an anomaly.

[identity profile] prosecutorisrdy.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
How long did it take you to write, dare I ask?

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I started the first verse quite some time ago, but I didn't finish it until just recently. But on a total time frame... 1 hour!

[identity profile] prosecutorisrdy.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you usually write songs?

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
But of course! I'm a writer of songs and a lover of life, I'm and ace of music, a king of melody, a jack of all trades, a player of all instruments, a comedian and an actor, but most of all I am a Bard. Brooke the Bard good sir, at your service.

[identity profile] prosecutorisrdy.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds like you are truly interested in the musical arts. It's amazing to know that not even death can stop your talent.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Why thank you! I'm the offical Bard of the Straw Hat pirate crew, and I'm accepting commisions if you'd like anything for yourself or a friend. Yohohoho!

[identity profile] prosecutorisrdy.livejournal.com 2009-06-29 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
If I ever have anything in mind,I'll be sure to contact you.
doubleppk: (headphones)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-06-28 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah... adorable.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure if I hear a hint of sarcasm.
doubleppk: Fujiko in a blue leather catsuit, mostly unzipped (blue jacket)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-06-28 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope it's very fitting. I like the 2nd verse best.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Why thank you! I worked my fingers to the bone to make this song! Although they didn't have fart to go before they were at bone. Yohohoho!

Umm... was it the chorus or the second verse?
doubleppk: (headphones)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-06-28 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course.

Chorus actually.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I was particularly proud of the chorus myself.
doubleppk: Fujiko in a blue leather catsuit, mostly unzipped (blue jacket)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-06-28 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
It's very nice. ^_^

[identity profile] sstolerate.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Lambo's hair is better.

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
My hair is still on my head after being dead. Yohohoho! So can I take it that you like my song?

((ooc: I was a tad worried by the violence >_> ))

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Well that's just grand! Yohohoho!
doubleppk: (ocean blue)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-06-28 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree. ^_^

Ooc: I LOVED THE ADAPTATION!! (actually sang it while reading)

[identity profile] twofacedshark.livejournal.com 2009-06-29 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Loved the killing parts But don’t fucking agree with the sweets.

Ooc: Thanks :D! It was a lot of work some I'm glad that more than one person liked it!

[identity profile] tapdancinskelly.livejournal.com 2009-06-29 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Well it's Lambo. He likes his explosions big, and his candy bigger.